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By Jack W. - 09/12/2015 19:26 - United States

Today, my cat regurgitated his food right on top of a heating vent located on my floor. Now the whole house smells like hot vomit. FML

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By Stupidhuman - 13/04/2017 13:02 - United States - Sparta

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Tripartita 44

Thursday 10 December 2015 1:53

The first person to make a cat food that smells like flowers when vomited will be rich.

Sphanz 17

Thursday 10 December 2015 1:16

That really sucks OP. Hopefully some candles or something can get rid of the smell. Good luck :P

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Vitani_Verci 24

Thursday 10 December 2015 8:02

This is the worst, OP! I am so sorry! I hope you were able to drown out the smell with candles, or opened a bunch of windows (without freezing) to air it out. Good luck to you!

TheGamingGamer 28

Thursday 10 December 2015 10:05

I'm sorry, but this is hilarious!

oceaneyes213 21

Thursday 10 December 2015 11:32

Vinegar can get rid of smells when put in saucers around the room if you don't mind vinegar. I feel your pain, because one of my snakes always poos on his heat mat and I don't get home til late. By the time I get there my room smells awful.

OrganicSistah 17

Thursday 10 December 2015 14:15

Light some incense.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 10 December 2015 14:38

Why do I read these over breakfast???

upsetpastry 10

Thursday 10 December 2015 18:52

"Hot Vomit" sounds like a pretty metal band name

fmlrulesBolt 14

Saturday 12 December 2015 9:28

Try some emetic drugs

Soobie 10

Sunday 13 December 2015 4:13

I think you mean ANTI-emetic, #48. Emesis is puke.

ZGLH 11

Tuesday 15 December 2015 5:19

Yum!

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