By war_monkey - 10/04/2014 12:20 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my co-worker started talking in third person. Not only that, but he narrates his daily tasks. "Jeff reached for a stapler", "Jeff stapled a report". I have to sit beside this chimp for 8 hours a day, and nothing I say can end this. FML
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war_monkey 6

It started on april fools with some very lame joke and he has decided to carry on with it and screw around. Thanks for all of the funny comments and yes, I wanted to punch jeff in the face. He has stopped and I showed him the published FML, XD.

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FMLcommenterer 13

'Jeff was told that chicks love guys who speak in third person. Jeff is sorry.'

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saraitkddh 47

just be honest with him and tell him how directly how much this annoys you

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Jerakl 21

That's what I was going to say!Looks like I just got ninja'd. Except not. Because this comment was posted way before I looked at this FML.

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GIGA_IMPACT 15

Sounds like the perfect time to practice epic sports commentating on Jeff's life to piss him off.

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olpally 32

Jeff needs to shut the **** up before he gets punched in the face. Seriously, hit that moron.

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drumguy218 11

start talking in third person also to piss him off

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