By war_monkey - 10/04/2014 12:20 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my co-worker started talking in third person. Not only that, but he narrates his daily tasks. "Jeff reached for a stapler", "Jeff stapled a report". I have to sit beside this chimp for 8 hours a day, and nothing I say can end this. FML
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war_monkey 6

It started on april fools with some very lame joke and he has decided to carry on with it and screw around. Thanks for all of the funny comments and yes, I wanted to punch jeff in the face. He has stopped and I showed him the published FML, XD.

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liza1922 7

Too funny, your job basically is now a scene from a sit com

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leeebeeeee18 20

Just bring a spray bottle to work and every time he does it spray him. I use it on my dogs and they learn pretty quick.(:

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91hayek 31

haha sometimes I watch the Dog Whisperer and think some people need to be treated with his techniques; some people are just animals.

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andromeda335 9

He quite possibly believes he is in a Pokemon game

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Omniprism 14

Tell him if he doesn't shut up that Jeff will get his lips stapled together. Or mimic him. That might get him. Good luck.

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Omniprism 14

Or maybe complain to HR. He is disrupting you and making it hard to get your work done.

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disney_blonde 16

"Jeff sat on a desk chair full of tacks, OP laughed."

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TheMystery13 13

I'm going to allow myself a little stroke and say that he may have gotten this idea from my website. It is a very real possibility.

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ksks1234 33

You are wanting someone to ask what website it is, aren't you?

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TheMystery13 13

No, otherwise I would have said it outright. But that spoils the mystery.

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yesnid 2

You must not want people to visit that site since you just shat on a chance to advertise it.

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vlalam 24

Haha... That's hilarious, u have an awesome coworker!!! Just enjoy the day and chill... Atleast ur coworker is not grumpy or mood or mean..

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Peachy2392 26

For those who watched the office, I kind of view this as something Jim would do to annoy Dwight.

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SunTzu2 9

It's funny!!! You should repeat the same words after him

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