By spreadburger - 21/11/2014 00:29 - United States - Tampa

Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML
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olpally 32

Talk to another manager who isn't a bitch like her. That's ****** up. She should be fired for that.

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cjlerch 29

I'm pretty sure that's assault. If you report that, she'll almost certainly be fired.

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Algorithm 24

There's a special place in hell for shitty coworkers who ruin an otherwise good job, somewhere between people who don't use their turn signal and people who eat the last of something then put the empty box back in the cabinet.

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sturschaedel 27

Sounds like you have a smashing work relationship!

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keiNan_fml 35

report it to the higher authority and make that bitch pay for it..

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ldkindasucks 6

Time to take that rubber mallet up to HR! But in all seriousness, if it's a workplace injury, you need to make a report, and you can full well say it was her who did it. HR doesn't deal with work injuries, so it'll find it's way to someone higher than her.

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herrsmit 2

You don't need HR for this, a higher authority like your boss is the way to go. Also, this sounds like something a lawyer can use

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devildog562 33

Tell her to take it up with a lawyer. I'm usually against suing for things but this is an exception .

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alybears1997 1

Well luckily, you have two tort cases. Battery and Assault. Bring it up with the police and get a lawyer (even a new one should be able to handle a case this simple) and a more experienced lawyer to deal with the company

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worldclassrager 39

And so what was her response when you took if up with her

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zachhhhhh 3

How about instead of you taking it up with HR you take it up with the ******* police.. That woman just assaulted you....

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teyyoshi 19

what does take it up with HR mean？I cant look it up

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Lily_Rain77 25

human resourses, they're usualy who you conplain about your co-workers too....

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