Work: Today, my colleague yet again misused the word "literally." It's...

By Rebecca - 21/05/2012 14:11 - United States - Austin

Today, my colleague yet again misused the word "literally." It's driving me insane. I have to work opposite him and hear him say things like he's just "literally shit himself inside out." FML

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By Rebecca - 13/06/2012 23:50 - Australia - Dural

Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 16:02 - United States - Elko

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML

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By ANNIEDBD - 23/03/2012 09:44 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML

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Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML

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By in_hardik - 11/06/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, at my workplace, I saw a system crashing. I mean literally, my manager was throwing my colleague's laptop at him while shouting around the office. This is only my second day. FML

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By me - 20/12/2011 03:53 - United States

Today, another employee scolded me for being "socially awkward". The same employee who just before had a 10 minute discussion with a client about her poop. FML

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Feared 9

Monday 21 May 2012 18:34

Your comment literally made me shit myself inside out.

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 21 May 2012 18:30

You should say "I'm literally going to kill you if you don't stop saying literally. Literally".

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lisey517 2

Monday 21 May 2012 19:23

It's not a misuse. According to M-W.com, "1 : in a literal sense or manner : actually 2 : in effect : virtually usage Since some people take sense 2 to be the opposite of sense 1, it has been frequently criticized as a misuse. Instead, the use is pure hyperbole intended to gain emphasis, but it often appears in contexts where no additional emphasis is necessary."

CmlJ63 5

Monday 21 May 2012 21:40

Hahaha in your face OP!! :)

owo_fml 9

Monday 21 May 2012 21:54

I'm sorry. The fact that this comes right after perdix's post makes it difficult to accept as correct.

lisey517 2

Tuesday 22 May 2012 3:26

Yeah I totally made up what the dictionary says just to oppose the post above me. People complaining about literally being "misused" is one of MY pet peeves.