Intimacy: Today, my cousin came to visit from Texas. It would have been... - FML

By fme - 27/01/2018 15:00

Spicy

Today, my cousin came to visit from Texas. It would have been great if he hadn't groped me and whispered, "Incest isn't illegal" when he saw me. FML

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By balkangirl94 - 23/12/2011 07:42 - United States

Spicy

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

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Weird family

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 04:00

Today, my cousin tried to hit on me. I told him that was inappropriate and pushed him off me. He was offended when I went to tell my folks. All they said was, “That’s fine. You should’ve let him.” Um, what? FML

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Freaked out

By anon - 07/02/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst visiting one of my distant cousins for the first time in years, she came onto me. After gently explaining to her that this was inappropriate, she broke down in tears. Whilst I awkwardly comforted her, she started stroking my inner thigh, apparently still trying to seduce me. FML

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Weirdo

By whateven333 - 18/02/2015 04:02 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML

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By Awkward - 19/07/2012 02:15 - United States - Los Angeles

Spicy

Today, I sat awkwardly and pretended like I didn't notice my cousin discreetly trying to masturbate while talking to me. This isn't the first time anything like this has happened. FML

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Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 19:39 - Ireland - Mountmellick

Spicy

Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML

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The others were too polite

By #MeDD - 03/02/2023 19:00 - United States - Chicago

Spicy

Today, I caught my cousin's husband ogling me at a party. I decided to talk to him, but each time he'd avoid me. Eventually I confronted him about staring at me; he then pointed at the front of my dress, my nipple had slightly snuck out of my low-cut dress. FML

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The girl?

By Anonymous - 26/12/2019 01:00

Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 23:01 - United States - Parkersburg

Spicy

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

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By girlmeetsworld - 18/02/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

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coolmike699 26

Saturday 27 January 2018 15:31

Hopefully you replied "neither is self defense!" before kicking him in the balls so hard, they popped.

ChakatBlackstar 29

Saturday 27 January 2018 15:02

Doesn't he know that just because you're related doesn't mean you can skip the dating and courtship portion of the relationship? Otherwise you're just being lazy and creepy.

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Chris Smith 9

Sunday 28 January 2018 16:46

Guess he was going for the wincest

graayfox215 15

Monday 29 January 2018 8:35

Lannisters everywhere

Wintermelons 19

Monday 29 January 2018 21:14

Ahhh Texas... Why

bsshooter 14

Thursday 1 February 2018 1:07

wrong state asshole

lalooooo 6

Sunday 4 February 2018 16:06

secretly everyone watches family **** tbh!

ncparry 18

Sunday 11 February 2018 1:15

Actually it is illegal in Texas so FAKE!

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