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By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 03:39 - United States

Today, my cousin got hired after six days of job-hunting. I graduated from university six months ago and haven't even scored a single interview; he's a deadbeat junkie who just got out of prison after doing time for armed robbery. FML

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By yamblam5 - 29/05/2016 03:32 - United States - Monroe

Today, it's been months since I graduated university. I still haven't managed to land a single interview. Meanwhile my brother recently woke up from a week long bender, realized he had no money for weed, went out, and 4 days later landed a well paid sales job 15 minutes from home. FML

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Good job

By kelster - 29/09/2019 06:01

Today, my roommate has a job interview. He only applied to the job yesterday. Meanwhile, I've been out of work for three weeks. I've applied to at least ten jobs. I have yet to get a call-back from any of them. FML

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Says something about you, probably

By Amanda Howard - 27/04/2020 02:00

Today, my brother, who recently got out of prison after doing time for armed robbery, got a job at Target. I applied to the same Target six times, and was denied every time. FML

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By Jobless - 13/08/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, my 16 yr old cousin needed help making a job resume so I give him mine to see as an example. He changed my name to his and it got him a job right away. The sad part? I handed my resume out to about 30 places and I am still unemployed. FML

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Hard no

By Eduardo - 18/04/2021 20:00

Today, my 30-year old cousin, who is unemployed, parasitic and never completed high-school, whose girlfriend is a crack addict, wants to move into my place. He was evicted from an apartment building two weeks ago for assaulting some neighbors. FML

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By NeverGonnaGetIt - 27/04/2019 12:00 - United States - Wayne

Today, I went on my 56th job interview since graduating from college 3 months ago. I am 31 years old and I spent 11 years in college. I only graduated with a Bachelor's Degree after all those years, but I am still not qualified for anything due to how long it took me to complete my degree. FML

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By Realworldred - 18/06/2015 03:50 - United States - Scranton

Today, my sister started a full-time job with a good pay despite having no prior work experience and being a college freshman. Meanwhile, I've graduated with two degrees, have been working two jobs for the last five years, and still can't get a full-time position anywhere. FML

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By jdmarine83 - 07/10/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I got my first job after having spent months looking, and graduating college in the meantime. I got it based on my pre-college qualifications. FML

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Recruitment hell

By aidenti - 23/10/2023 20:00

Today, I've applied to 300 jobs in the past 4 months, gotten 7 interview, 2 of which have gone to a third round and I'm still unemployed. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2017 20:00

Today, after 3 years of unemployment and 6 months of hard studying, I found out I hadn't actually registered myself for the public service exam that will happen later this month and could finally get me a job. FML

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laxtax 19

Monday 26 October 2015 1:04

Your probably looking for a good job in your field that's why. Sorry to tell you this but you should get a low skilled job like cashiering while searching for the real one.

skiddalz 21

Monday 26 October 2015 0:59

Don't sell yourself short! I'm sure you'll find something soon.

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Glynnis62 13

Monday 26 October 2015 6:38

Truth hurts

Ihate_myself 2

Monday 26 October 2015 6:53

ur loser azz cousin is probably on probation on his job..so keep ur head up

momac86 17

Monday 26 October 2015 6:55

That's probably not a good kind of job you'd want anyway

Jivesliven 24

Monday 26 October 2015 7:11

Does he work at a pizza place in Florida?

LoLoLibra1 14

Monday 26 October 2015 7:24

Yeah, but WHAT job did he get? I could've gotten any job all day long but I waited until I found the one that pays enough and that's worth getting up in the morning for...I'm sure it's frustrating but you're on the right track!!! Hang in there OP!!! : )

Silk_Routes 14

Monday 26 October 2015 7:35

well this proves experience matters irrespective of the genre amd field...lol

nifa86 12

Monday 26 October 2015 7:49

In Australia the people on welfare get all the assistance in everything (training, writing resumes and even buying nice clothes) on top of that employers are given cash insentives to hire them. If you don't qualify for welfare you're screwed!

Dominus101 20

Monday 26 October 2015 9:23

Don't feel envious of your cousin, rather celebrate his success, sure he made some major mistakes but to turn his life around this much and become a productive member of society is rather Astonishing, keep searching OP sure you will find a suitable position in your field in due time

sousaphonist 14

Monday 26 October 2015 9:35

There's one major difference though: he probably got hired for a position at Wal-Mart or Stop & Shop or somewhere like that, whereas you're looking for a position with good benefits and possibly a pension