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By fuck YOLO - 03/04/2013 05:20 - United States - Ramona

Today, my cousin is visiting from Oklahoma. He can't go a minute without saying "YOLO" or "Swag". He's going to be here for a week. FML
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chrisp87 11

I'm assuming your cousin is a teenager who probably plays Xbox and screams ( Come at me bro )

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Bakarra 22

Does he use hash tags unnecessarily too? #swag#yolo#420#FML #bouttogetburied

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DaisyDanger 7

Teach him the true meaning of SWAG! It is an acronym for "secretly we are gay" and was used in the 1970's to advertise gay orgies (swag parties) when homosexuality was not as accepted as it is today. In the event that he is ACTUALLY gay, support him.

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Bakarra 22

Thank you Alan, idk where this idea about swag and gays came about but alot of people would like to believe it without doing any research. Now on to proving/disproving the sagging pants trend started in prison...

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TheDrifter 23

That ones easy. I was a convict in the early 90s, sagging pants meant an inmate was looking to be on the receiving end of anal sex. Not necessarily gay, some were just out of smokes and not particular how they got more.

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Dezteny 5

It actually comes from a Scandinavian word svagga meaning "to rock unsteadily or lurch"

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DocBastard 38

Operant conditioning works wonders. Whenever he uses those abominations, flick him in the balls. By the time he's ready to leave, every time he even THINKS about saying "YOLO", he'll flinch. You're welcome.

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tmmundy 17

OMG Doc, that is some useful information. I must use this technique next time my husband starts annoying the hell outta me, which he loves to do.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

I believe that is called hash tagging them in the balls

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YouMissedASpot 8

Oh gosh I feel your pain! Just don't let him ruin it for everybody else in Oklahoma, there really not all like that lol I know people from there to :) in the mean time, look up the meaning of swag and tell him about it. Or threaten to set him up a tent outside if he doesn't shut it lol

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sikunt89_fml 16

I would just start saying YOLO and swag all the time too, throwing them out there at really unnecessary times so he could see how stupid it is

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I_Hug_Cats 26

yellow oranges love ovals

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I_Hug_Cats 26

also, duct tape is always an option too

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journeytotheend 16

Be a cousin and beat the snout out of him. That's what older cousins ads for!

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journeytotheend 16

It's like Jack Black said "I'm fairly certain YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people"

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perdix 29

Pretty impressive! His vocabulary is only a year or so out of date. Most people in Oklahoma are still using "swell" and "23-skidoo!"

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kman8599 8

Whoa hold up partner. I think it's totally rad that you, can like, state your mind-fact doodaas but gee whiz kiddo I still use those terms, and it's mighty fine tootin swell of a way to like emoticon my real life. Chow!

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