Kids: Today, my cousins and I were bored so we began talking about...

By anonymous - 03/08/2009 07:37 - Taiwan

Today, my cousins and I were bored so we began talking about weird dreams we've had. My little cousin turns to me and says "I had a dream you were in a beauty contest. You lost badly". FML

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Today, my little 7 and 6 year-old cousins came visit my family home. I heard the oldest one say that my sister was nice and pretty. Then the youngest replied, "Yeah, but the older one has the face of a murderer." FML

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By bm - 11/02/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML

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By fatty - 09/06/2009 08:39 - Germany

Today, I met my cousin after two years. She got really tall and skinny, like a model. I joked saying, "You've grown and gotten slim, and I've stayed the same and have gotten fat." I expected some sort of disagreement. Instead, she looked me up and down, frowned, and gave me a long, sympathetic hug. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 18:22 - United States

Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML

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By ambiiii - 20/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Marble Falls

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML

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aback 4

Monday 3 August 2009 16:29

So tell your cousin you dreamed s/he was eaten by spiders. And his/her parents were glad.

genius_man16 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:02

Um, so the **** what? It's a dream. Stop getting your ******* panties in a bunch.

Comments

Paige_Nicole10 0

Monday 3 August 2009 17:53

hm sure are a lot of little cousins talking about someone being ugly

anonymous567 1

Monday 3 August 2009 18:11

mods suck at their job, this is NOT an FML

saze_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 18:13

This site needs a "who gives a ****?" button

mc0carrie 0

Monday 3 August 2009 18:26

It doesn't exactly mean your ugly. dreams are weird

littlegolferboy 4

Monday 3 August 2009 18:39

I have never wanted a "Who Cares" button more than I do right now.

abetterday 4

Monday 3 August 2009 18:39

hahahahahahahahahahahaa!

Rota 0

Monday 3 August 2009 18:46

The moderators need to be lynched for letting this shit through.

dummydory 4

Monday 3 August 2009 19:02

Who cares!!! It was just a stupid dream!!

mrlucky4444 0

Monday 3 August 2009 19:19

You got owned by ur cousin

isaysummer 0

Monday 3 August 2009 19:40

This was a dream so what difference does it make? Also, that doesn't mean you're ugly or whatever. Maybe there were some really gorgeous people in there. Either way, this is a "who cares"