Kids: Today, my cousins and I were bored so we began talking about...

By anonymous - 03/08/2009 07:37 - Taiwan

Today, my cousins and I were bored so we began talking about weird dreams we've had. My little cousin turns to me and says "I had a dream you were in a beauty contest. You lost badly". FML

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By bm - 11/02/2009 19:57 - United States

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By fatty - 09/06/2009 08:39 - Germany

Today, I met my cousin after two years. She got really tall and skinny, like a model. I joked saying, "You've grown and gotten slim, and I've stayed the same and have gotten fat." I expected some sort of disagreement. Instead, she looked me up and down, frowned, and gave me a long, sympathetic hug. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 18:22 - United States

Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML

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By ambiiii - 20/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Marble Falls

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML

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Monday 3 August 2009 16:29

So tell your cousin you dreamed s/he was eaten by spiders. And his/her parents were glad.

genius_man16 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:02

Um, so the **** what? It's a dream. Stop getting your ******* panties in a bunch.

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jenna009 0

Monday 3 August 2009 19:44

Um... no offense, but this isn't really an FML.... Especially if your little cousin said it.... I can understand how it could be offensive, but come on, it's a dream, and they're uncontrollable.

ohnoyouDINT 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:01

YDI for being fugly

Shyman4ever 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:06

Dreams are usually never how you want them to be, yet over it bitch, it was just a dream.

killinmesmalls 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:23

Not gonna lie...I am quite tired of reading FMLs involving some little kid called the OP ugly. Why is your self esteem that low to where you would take a childs opinion seriously? Damn.

xoxoCheer 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:26

Well, you / were / talking about / weird / dreams.

HahaYDI 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:53

I don't think you could have deserved this more, you're ugly, fix it and then your cousin won't have to call you ugly...PROBLEM SOLVED!!

Da_Gov 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:57

YDI for being fugly

BlueLettuce 0

Monday 3 August 2009 21:10

At least you were pretty enough to enter?

Amkii 0

Monday 3 August 2009 21:33

How is this a FML? You were talking about weird dreams. Your cousin said she had a dream you lost a beauty contest. Thus, she thinks it'd be weird if you lost a beauty contest. It means she thinks you're pretty, OP!