Miscellaneous: Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped...

By inyobeddd - 02/05/2013 08:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By Magicali - 22/04/2013 02:56 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2016 12:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, my neighbor - whose first words to me when I moved onto the block were "I don't like your face" - called the cops and claimed I'd been exposing myself in public. His lowlife buddy backed him up on his lie. I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up in deep trouble thanks to them. FML

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Good samaritan

By tryingtohelp - 24/05/2020 20:00

Today, I heard my downstairs neighbor being beaten by her husband. I anonymously called 911, hoping to help. She must've seen me giving the cops my statement because as soon as they left, she knocked on my door and punched me square in the face while screaming, "Mind your own business bitch!" FML

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You deserved it 409

Whooped

By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 140

By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 03:07 - United States - Salem

Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML

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You deserved it 2 118

Sort yourselves out

By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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You deserved it 98

By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:23 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

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You deserved it 5 521

No more yodelling

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 00:00

Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML

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You deserved it 233

By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 418

Welshite 39

Thursday 2 May 2013 16:19

Being gay doesn't stop you from looking.

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Thursday 2 May 2013 16:20

Everyone is a little bit.. curious.

Comments

Elmo_83 3

Thursday 2 May 2013 16:23

maybe she likes you lol

whatthefreshhell 15

Thursday 2 May 2013 16:33

Whenever I like someone I accuse them of peeping on me in the shower

adammeyer 4

Thursday 2 May 2013 16:24

That sucks. That you're gay that is.

whatthefreshhell 15

Thursday 2 May 2013 16:28

Why does it suck?

Bakarra 22

Thursday 2 May 2013 16:29

Lol this is 2013 bro, time to be a bit more open minded. *grabs shovel*

perdix 29

Thursday 2 May 2013 16:24

You could have fantasized she was a "chick with a dick." It's funny that you don't deny staring, you just say that you don't have a sexual reason for staring. It's still creepy -- cut it out!

Ray_of_midnight 22

Friday 3 May 2013 1:49

Most men who are sexually attracted to transwomen consider themselves straight. Whether they are or not is a hotly-debated topic, and I'm not going to open that can of worms here. However, transwomen *are* women, full stop. The polite term, BTW, is "transwoman". The terms "chick with a dick", and the related terms, "she-male", and "tranny", are chiefly used in the context of the adult-entertainment industry and are considered insulting by most transwomen.