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By Cassie - 21/05/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my crush and I were talking on the phone and we were really hitting it off. We got on the subject of sex and I told him I have a purity ring. Then he suddenly said he had to go and hang up. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2017 00:00 - United States

Today, when I was done masturbating to the thought of my crush I noticed my phone was lit up. I turned it over and stared in horror as I saw a call connected to him. I had been loudly moaning his name. I guess I hit his speed dial when I was setting my phone down. He was definitely still on the line. FML

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By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2020 08:00

Today, after having some great, intimate phone sex with my boyfriend, he immediately said, "Well, gotta go," and hung up. Thanks for making me feel like some sort of phone-hooker, dude. FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 03:17 - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 21:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML

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By ug - 08/07/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

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By 504-A1 - 11/05/2012 22:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

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Privacy

By whyme27 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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By Eskyew - 23/07/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML

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theSil 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:39

it won't be the last guy to do that

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:39

I find purity rings a bit creepy, considering most purity rings are given to girls by their fathers. You can still hold your values and not have a "purity ring."

Comments

TheMonica 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 17:00

Although it's not for me, I can respect people's choice to wait. There are guys out there who will respect it too, they are just harder to find. Especially if you are a teenager. But just hang in there and eventually the right man will come along.

schizoskank 4

Saturday 21 May 2011 17:07

YDI for wearing a ******* purity ring like you're a ******* nun or some shit, FYL because he's a douche anyways.

barlessprison 16

Saturday 21 May 2011 17:08

...he hung up to go get himself a purity ring too. Duh. Such a pessimistic attitude you got there OP.

TheMonica 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 17:09

Not everyone does it for religious reasons. And if they do, who cares? It's not hurting you.

skyttlz 32

Saturday 21 May 2011 17:10

I think a purity ring would make it more tempting cuz ur wearing it therefore your always reminded about sex

basketballpro 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 17:11

your name totally describes you asshole

Kgpetosa 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 17:21

Today our pervert population is growing and growing

nerdsgetmehot 22

Saturday 21 May 2011 17:25

Wanting to have sex before marriage doesn't make someone a pervert. And before you ask, no, I have no problem with people wanting to wait to have sex until marriage...But I do have a problem with people thinking that others are "perverts" or "immoral" for not wanting to wait.

CitrusGirl 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 17:21

Well, at least now you know he's shallow. Don't waste your time on him.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Saturday 21 May 2011 17:23

At least you found out that you two don't share the same ideals early on. Better now than to get super emotionally invested and have him dump you after being a couple.