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By Cassie - 21/05/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my crush and I were talking on the phone and we were really hitting it off. We got on the subject of sex and I told him I have a purity ring. Then he suddenly said he had to go and hang up. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2017 00:00 - United States

Today, when I was done masturbating to the thought of my crush I noticed my phone was lit up. I turned it over and stared in horror as I saw a call connected to him. I had been loudly moaning his name. I guess I hit his speed dial when I was setting my phone down. He was definitely still on the line. FML

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By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2020 08:00

Today, after having some great, intimate phone sex with my boyfriend, he immediately said, "Well, gotta go," and hung up. Thanks for making me feel like some sort of phone-hooker, dude. FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 03:17 - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 21:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML

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By ug - 08/07/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

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By 504-A1 - 11/05/2012 22:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

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Privacy

By whyme27 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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By Eskyew - 23/07/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML

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theSil 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:39

it won't be the last guy to do that

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:39

I find purity rings a bit creepy, considering most purity rings are given to girls by their fathers. You can still hold your values and not have a "purity ring."

Comments

ros13 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:42

there's nothing wrong with having respect for yourself, you deserve a man who will hold the same values. and yes, they are out there.

a_nutritionist 10

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:46

wait what? are you suggesting anyone who has sex before marriage doesnt respect themselves? oh dear, what a sad and confused world you live in...

BadSuerte 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 17:47

hells yeah!:D

gunnar7240 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 18:17

yeah they are out there they are called gay guys.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 21 May 2011 18:48

*Everyone* should have self-respect and *everyone* deserves to be with someone who shares his or her values, no matter what those values are. What this guy did wasn't wrong, but he could've done it in a better way.

ryno2004 1

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:44

YDI for having a purity ring...

Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:47

maybe he wanted to get one too, and left to get obe from a jonas brohers concert

markli 2

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:49

YDI for not putting out, what else did you expect?

LissaMccracken 23

Saturday 21 December 2013 2:53

That's ****** up of you to say.

jeffreyalan 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:51

i told my girlfriend of two years that i get extremely jealous about physical contact. today she hugged her best guy friend who then started grabbing her butt for a good10 seconds. she said it was no big deal tho cuz she broke up with him over a month ago...fml