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By schooyou101 - 17/11/2012 13:34 - United States - Prairie Village

Today, my crush finally agreed to spend the night with me. I told my parents to act normal for one night. Apparently, "normal" is strutting around naked and acting like a chicken. FML

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Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 00:02 - Switzerland - Zollikerberg

Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML

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By maddiee. - 21/10/2010 15:20 - Indonesia

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

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By jswag2004 - 11/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Elgin

Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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By xXxtwilightLUV95xXx - 08/03/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML

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By no more mr nice guy - 27/12/2016 07:32

Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML

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By Lonely - 24/07/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

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alissa_roar 6

Saturday 17 November 2012 19:44

Your parents allow random crushes of yours to spend the night at their house? I'm guessing you're an adult living in your parents' house.

saIty 17

Saturday 17 November 2012 19:39

Wearing clothes and acting like a normal person is too mainstream.

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tne201992 12

Sunday 18 November 2012 8:39

I bet your Gf saw a **** too. lol

Abbie_s 2

Sunday 18 November 2012 11:01

think yourself lucky they wasn't doing limbo..

saffy66 34

Sunday 18 November 2012 14:12

If you ask someone to 'act normal' then you need to realise that what you & they consider to be 'normal behaviour' may be poles apart.

mzcherrybaby 2

Sunday 18 November 2012 17:37

Why would u have ur crush stay the night wit u at ur parents house.. That alone guarantees something would go wrong. Just plain awks

Freedom92 12

Sunday 18 November 2012 18:24

Retaliation! I'm thinking they weren't that keen on the Idea ;)

charliebot 4

Sunday 18 November 2012 20:37

Why did you have her over if your parents would be there anyway?

nonasmiffles 0

Sunday 18 November 2012 22:08

So... Did your crush join in? x

emma_the_stone 0

Monday 19 November 2012 0:07

How the heck did u manage to convince Ur parents to let Ur crush stay the night is what I want to know!

wellthatsukx 0

Monday 19 November 2012 1:58

If your "crush" is staying the night with you, you shouldn't be living with your parents.

mentalkayse 7

Monday 19 November 2012 2:27

I'm not your parents...?

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