Miscellaneous: Today, my dad and I had a yelling match about me "lying", because...

By SeriouslyDad - 22/09/2013 13:57 - United States - Waxhaw

Today, my dad and I had a yelling match about me "lying", because I was unable to contact iTunes support without a phone number. To prove a point, he went online to find the phone number. It's been an hour and he's still searching for the number. I can't leave the table until he has found it. FML

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By dontbuysamsung - 22/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my mobile phone wouldn't turn on. I took it in to the phone store, but they won't fix or replace it because the account is in my dad's name, not mine. He's abroad for the next month, and the only way to get a hold of him is on a number I only stored on my phone. FML

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Sunday 22 September 2013 19:11

Some people can't handle being wrong. It's sad he's taking it out on his own child.

flashback.miss 28

Sunday 22 September 2013 19:08

should've pretended to need the bathroom and run for it. how did this end? and how often do you lie to your father to merit a yelling match?

Comments

Zomg_Okay 26

Sunday 22 September 2013 21:29

I don't know about you but for most of us, disobeying an order from dad is uhh... not in your best interests.

rhcpgurl 18

Sunday 22 September 2013 21:52

I love how people here are just helping this guy out and giving phone numbers. Hilarious.

edmunson 22

Sunday 22 September 2013 22:18

Yeah, we are all super-nice and want to help this poor kid...

Zebediabolical 39

Sunday 22 September 2013 21:56

It took me all of fifteen seconds to find one. I guess Apple is nicer in Canada.

VeganVampyre 26

Monday 23 September 2013 2:31

Everyone is nicer in Canada lol And sorrier... And colder...

woobiewoo 3

Sunday 22 September 2013 22:16

That's happened to me before, except it only lasted like 30 min and I was wrong...

shellyalison 6

Sunday 22 September 2013 22:30

It took me 3 seconds to find the number using google. FAKE!

vanroej22 7

Sunday 22 September 2013 22:45

1-800-MyApple

Tidus0 17

Sunday 22 September 2013 22:46

Google>iTunes support "insert your country here" contact number>search

protoskore 27

Sunday 22 September 2013 23:23

U.S. iPod, Mac and iPad technical support: (800) APL-CARE (800-275-2273)

mysteryswoman93 2

Sunday 22 September 2013 23:45

To be fair, I count find the phone number as well. Hs to give a serial number before a phone number became available. Then they tried to charge me $29. Like they don't make enough off of their products as it is already! I feel bad for you though. You're dad should not have done that and should have admitted when he couldn't find the phone number. What happened afterwards?