By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 03:29 - United States

Today, my Dad and I killed a cockroach with a large metal pole. It was the most bonding experience we have ever had. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 374
You deserved it 2 651

Same thing different taste

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I used to play with those as a kid... I was odd, lol. Use Boric Acid! They squirm in agony before they die. Then use the corpse as an example for other roaches who debate invading your place.

DontClickOnMe 28

Was the large metal pole necessary or was it just more fun that way? I'd hate to see a cockroach big enough that can only be killed with a large metal pole.

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Well Psychopathy has been known to be genetic...

At least bond now than never! Since you like the bonding, why not catch more cockroaches and put it in your house to have more bonding! Or maybe birds as it require more teamwork! Last but not least, happy bonding

I'm sure you and I could have a bonding session using your pole ;)

wtf?creeper/desperate much?....get a life seriously

Yeah because I was obviously extremely serious.

curlyfry33 8

^_^ lol it looks like two chicks getting into a fight, but im glad a pervy comment made it in here, those always make my day.

curlyfry33 8

Oh wait, look at 65s profile "I don't judge anyone" silly little hypocrite, your comment is incredibly judgemental

thejewishfuhrer 17

I believe congratulation are in order miss, for having a questioning first comment.

linkinpark98 23

Ahh, gotta love family bonding. :)

thiscrazything 1

I am wondering how big was the cockroach, that it took two people and a large metal pole to kill it.

mhopper 13

The family that kills together stays together :)

That cockroach nobly gave its life so that you two could grow closer. Be grateful for its selfless sacrifice.

You should try and spend more time with your father but roach killing is a great start :D