By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 03:29 - United States

Today, my Dad and I killed a cockroach with a large metal pole. It was the most bonding experience we have ever had. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 374
You deserved it 2 651

Same thing different taste

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I used to play with those as a kid... I was odd, lol. Use Boric Acid! They squirm in agony before they die. Then use the corpse as an example for other roaches who debate invading your place.

DontClickOnMe 28

Was the large metal pole necessary or was it just more fun that way? I'd hate to see a cockroach big enough that can only be killed with a large metal pole.

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how the hell big was the roach it took two guys and a metal pole to kill it? How the hell big was it y'all felt bonded like the two of you had been through a horrific experience after it was dead? I would have paid fifty dollars to watch y'all in action.

Go golfing, that usually helps with bonding or even fishing!

Did you know, a cockroach can live up to 9 days after its head has been cut off?

KiddNYC1O 20

56- Yup, and the only reason it dies from that is starvation, not for actually getting it's head severed. :p I always thought that was weird....

perdix 29

Did your mom wonder where her large metal pole went?

Lmfaoo that's hilarious I literally laughed out loud

I hope the roach wasn't in your house. If so, you guys are probably going to be bonding a lot more.

Not a congratulations. If it were a female cockroach it could've released all it's eggs. Also, OP probably has to clean it off the floor now.