By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 03:29 - United States

Today, my Dad and I killed a cockroach with a large metal pole. It was the most bonding experience we have ever had. FML
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FlashBurn 13

I used to play with those as a kid... I was odd, lol. Use Boric Acid! They squirm in agony before they die. Then use the corpse as an example for other roaches who debate invading your place.

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DontClickOnMe 28

Was the large metal pole necessary or was it just more fun that way? I'd hate to see a cockroach big enough that can only be killed with a large metal pole.

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rubberduckie94 13

how the hell big was the roach it took two guys and a metal pole to kill it? How the hell big was it y'all felt bonded like the two of you had been through a horrific experience after it was dead? I would have paid fifty dollars to watch y'all in action.

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SkoomaKi 27

Go golfing, that usually helps with bonding or even fishing!

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seriouslystop 1

Did you know, a cockroach can live up to 9 days after its head has been cut off?

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KiddNYC1O 20

Haha. The more you know...

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Dracoboxer357 35

56- Yup, and the only reason it dies from that is starvation, not for actually getting it's head severed. :p I always thought that was weird....

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perdix 29

Did your mom wonder where her large metal pole went?

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aileen15 15

Lmfaoo that's hilarious I literally laughed out loud

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Crystal55621 19

I hope the roach wasn't in your house. If so, you guys are probably going to be bonding a lot more.

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ihasbrains 10

Not a congratulations. If it were a female cockroach it could've released all it's eggs. Also, OP probably has to clean it off the floor now.

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