By bbbeast - 28/07/2009 02:42 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad asked me if I'd started smoking, I gave him a big speech about how I never have and never will. Two hours later, he found my stash of cigarettes under my bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 981
You deserved it 136 249

Same thing different taste

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slayerdme 0

Why would you even smoke in the first place? Think you're cool huh?

trilingualotaku 0

ydi for 2 reasons. 1=bad hiding spot. 2=for lying. ... have a nice day :D

Comments

Well your an idiot. Don't smoke. It gives you cancer. And don't blatantly lie to your dad....

If what happened on your inside, happened on your outside, would you still smoke???? Smoking is bad for you period

Poke_my_mon 0

You know the best place to hide them? At the convenience store. The only thing is that the clerk usually charges me to take it back... Ass. YDI for being an idiot and smoking and hiding it under your bed. Why don't you keep in on yourself :| OR, you know, somewhere no one's been or would look. In your underwear OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

you deserve it, asshole. you planned you'll hide the truth from your dad your whole life?

YDI. first, hiding it under your bed. that's that lamest hiding place ever! it's pretty hard to hide smokes cos you can smell them everywhere, your breath or clothing for example. second, your redundant long speech. it probably gave yourself away and if you knew so much about smoking, the harms and effects of it etc, why did you even start smoking? last but not least, third, you lied to your dad. tsk!

yourkiddingright_fml 0

He knew before he asked you, kid! He can smell it on you!!!

kennethhartley 0

Hahahahhahah u r such a dipwad haha under the bed wat did u think the monsters were going to keep them safe so noone would find em haha