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By fudgydiaper22 - 30/01/2011 00:28 - United States

Today, my dad attempted to fix a power outlet. He managed to shock himself with 120 volts and fall backwards, landing on top of me. I am 85 pounds and he weighs 290 pounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 16:22 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my dad was fixing my wardrobe and pushed too hard, causing stuff to fall from the top shelves. I saw it happen with my own eyes, but he's dead-set convinced that it was some kind of poltergeist fucking with him, and now he doesn't want me to go in my room. FML

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By Braced - 21/02/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, my dad and I were shovelling snow off the roof. I told him I was going to jump off the roof. He told me to go ahead, so I did. He failed to tell me that the snow was packed and wouldn't break my fall. I now have an injured back. He didn't tell me because he didn't think I would actually do it. FML

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By Chris - 03/04/2011 17:41 - United States

Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML

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theblackhannah 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 9:33

wow..gain some weight?

allplayedout 20

Sunday 30 January 2011 9:36

unrelated, but how can you only weigh 85 pounds? I'm a girl and havent been so small since I was ten. are you eleven or very short?

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ieatbebies 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 18:21

get your iphone out and play some apps for a little while

ieatbebies 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 18:25

why were you behind him and why that close?

boomachicaboom 1

Sunday 30 January 2011 18:34

You're dad shocked himself and somehow you see it as your life is f'd?

Atishuh 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:06

I doubt OP is 10, because when I was 10 I weighed 65 lbs.

peopleoftheworld 3

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:11

your skinny!

slsrox1298 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:15

wowwwww... ur dad shocked himself with 120 volts and u say ur life is ******?? go apologize to your dad for putting this up here.

Domo_Arigato7 3

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:56

you're too skinny, put on some freakin weight pussy

FMLinCA 12

Sunday 30 January 2011 20:50

this made me LOL. sucks to be you.

FMLinCA 12

Sunday 30 January 2011 20:52

you're* ugh.

Anteezy 7

Sunday 30 January 2011 21:14

Woah you're a guy and you only weigh 85 pounds? Start working out, you could double your weight and still be lightweight.

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