Health: Today, my dad attempted to fix a power outlet. He managed to...

By fudgydiaper22 - 30/01/2011 00:28 - United States

Today, my dad attempted to fix a power outlet. He managed to shock himself with 120 volts and fall backwards, landing on top of me. I am 85 pounds and he weighs 290 pounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 16:22 - Australia - Sydney

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By Braced - 21/02/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, my dad and I were shovelling snow off the roof. I told him I was going to jump off the roof. He told me to go ahead, so I did. He failed to tell me that the snow was packed and wouldn't break my fall. I now have an injured back. He didn't tell me because he didn't think I would actually do it. FML

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By Chris - 03/04/2011 17:41 - United States

Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML

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theblackhannah 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 9:33

wow..gain some weight?

allplayedout 20

Sunday 30 January 2011 9:36

unrelated, but how can you only weigh 85 pounds? I'm a girl and havent been so small since I was ten. are you eleven or very short?

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Gunz24 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 15:52

you mean 110. electricity is 110 in the states and overseas they have 220. hit the gym

00749200 14

Monday 11 April 2016 0:03

Actually it is 120vac depending on your incoming line voltage a transformer output is if you get the full 120 sometimes the coils are overloaded and you only get 110-115 vac but it's considered 120 and you still have 220vac as you said here on the states but it's actually 240vac in houses that's a single phase 240/120 vac circuit for houses it's actually simple but I'm an electrician so keep your comments away if you don't know what your talking about and just so you know vac= voltage alternating current but you wouldn't understand

disney_blonde 16

Sunday 30 January 2011 15:59

85 is way too skinny for a guy, even for a girl.

FMLandurstoo 9

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:06

I'm a 14 year old guy who weighs 90 pounds. I'm not anorexic I just have an extremely high metabolism. I just burn through everything I eat.

nlr 9

Sunday 30 January 2011 17:00

same but I'm 16 75pounds and I'm a girl but yeah

jasonrellet 22

Monday 4 July 2016 9:45

Profile says you are 19

lerouxmaster 7

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:07

Epic win is epic.

Kiyoha 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:09

#80 Sorry, but I'm not American and I've always been taught that customary measurements=centimetres, metres, kilos, grams etc. Also, (centi)metres and kilo(grams) are more accurate than pounds and feet.

kasumii 1

Sunday 30 January 2011 18:24

Yes they are more accurate! I am not an American, but I went to an American school so I was taught the American system and was like what the F?

birdfreak 24

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:12

did u break anything? I'm srry

Kiyoha 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:12

Hmm, fail, I wanted to say #70.

97090370 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:13

I'm 13 and only weigh 78 pounds, and I'm a perfectly normal girl...

inevality 12

Sunday 30 January 2011 23:05

Damn, you make me feel fat. Dx I'm 13 also and I weigh 115 lbs, and I'm 5'5". xP

nlr 9

Monday 31 January 2011 4:20

I'm 16 5'6 and 75 pounds... 136 my sister who is 17 is 115 and she's not fat so I highly doubt your fat...

madixo 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:19

wow, I cheerlead and my 12 year old 4'11' flyer weighs 95 pounds and she's considered unhealthy. I'm 115 and considered underweight, too. OP better be lying...