By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML
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imnutsss 0

uh you had it correct the first time honey..

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AkihiroHattori5 0

That was mean. Getting your hopes up sky high, and then he just ruins it.

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sarahvalasco 0

wow that must of sucked

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QiScorpion 0

my dad would've done something similar :P

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aquariusgirl212 0

Maybe you would have gotten a scholarship if you could spell sandwich?

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crazy_cat_lady 0

LOL #12 so funny!!! Mmmmmmmm....... sandwich...................

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_mcs_ 0

My father would do the same thing to me. Only, I would have known better.

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