By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML
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imnutsss 0

uh you had it correct the first time honey..

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tinasuckss 0

hahaha sounds like something my dad would do

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fatalscape 0

I hope he felt bad for that. That sounds pretty horrible.

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Monty_Python 0

That sucks. Made me lol though.

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sinbadmac 0

haha, this made me hungry. Gotta go get a $5 footlong now. lol

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sarenalove 0

Today, I called my daughter and told her I won the lottery, when I tried to proceed in telling her I won the 5$ scratch off, she interrupted me while crying and being excited, when I finally got in a word about the 5$ she was pissed. FML

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backseatfever 0

Today, I failed the fifth grade spelling bee by spelling sandwich with an extra h. FML.

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Jaxro 6

Hahaha I wish I had your dad, he seems fun!

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mrcarmine 0

YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT: FUNNY DAD lol and hahaha #52 and #51, seriously? you put the $ after the 5. twice. fyl big time.

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