By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML
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imnutsss 0

uh you had it correct the first time honey..

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crazy_cat_lady 0

LOL #12. Mmmmmmm ........sandwich.........

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Meowff 0

#14 Because he nearly peed himself out of being exited, only to find out he won only five bucks. Ha ha.

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Tehalon 0

Your dad is made of WIN. (YDI for being a crybaby tho!)

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gregthestrange 3

OP, I can call whine-one-one for you and have them send over the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMbulance for you

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lowcapacityx 0

Have you watched "Malcolm in the Middle" that reminds me of something 'Hal', the dad from the show, would do. :]] Awesome papi.

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Victoria2103 0

Hahaha, love it. You're father's really funny. :D

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serious1y 0

PEOPLE. type your comment once. it WILL come up. no one wants to read what you have to say twice.

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