By G - 08/10/2011 17:03 - United States

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Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML
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You deserved it 45 210
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Taurus_ChicKa 36

YDI for doing something that made him confiscate it in the first place, and for hiding it in such a dumb place. I bet even a girl with huge boobs wouldn't pull that off due to the rectangular shape.

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auriane_fml 19

I know lots of girl who could hide a phone between their boobs but that still doesn't make it a good hiding place. she could have atleast hid it in her shoe or in her closet.

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music87 14

I can hide mine in-between mine. I have the iPhone so it's even a large phone. So...big boobs CAN hide a phone. If you know how to put it in the right way.

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HentaiBunny 4

... Mine hides my droid. Not an HTC though.. So yeah.

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xgirlofglassx 4

60- If you have a Droid then why are you using a Motorola RAZR in your picture? Those went obsolete in... I don't know... About 2007? Something isn't right there.

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HentaiBunny 4

Yea that pic is from two years ago. And thats my favorite pic. I don't have those bangs anymore though. Fyi!

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DaFudge 6

Didn't your dad throw your computer at your mom?

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FYLDeep 25

So did he grab it out of there?

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Llama_Face89 33

80- uh, no. Just no. It's her dad. Most dads don't look at their daughters that way.

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yamatelle 19

The good side of having small breasts is that when everybody else's is sagging to a point where they can't see their vaginas, yours will still hold up. The bad side is that everytime you wear a dress, the only bumps you'll be seeing when you look down are those on your knees.

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ikickgingers 15

Concur. I see old ladies with nipples at their kneecaps and I thank god that won't be me.

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mrahhhhh 21

37, your display name is retarded and overdone. But your display pic of Alex is ******* awesome. I don't know whether to love you or hate you. :/

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ikickgingers 15

45 - hate and love are closely related. I'd vote hate. Alex Delarge pretty much effing owns my life. :D

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koolkat27 13

19- not if you get a boob lift job

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megaaann_fml 9

I totally agree! I'm learning to love my tiny *******, cus they won't sag, and they don't hurt or anything when you run :D 10A FTW!

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IThinkItsAlright 7

That's probably her cup size too 58, you stole my comment

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mandaboo 8

64- I thumbed your comment up in an act of love

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Llama_Face89 33

58- took the words right outa my mouth, sir.

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daydreamer244 13

either your phone is big or your boobs are small :P

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auriane_fml 19

Just give him your phone and leave it on. call your phone when he is out of the house and get it back. Make sure you find a great hiding spot for your phone and turn it off. When your dad goes to check if the phone is still there and he accuses you of stealing act surprised. Pretend to be mad at him for losing your phone and don't talk to him. You might even get a new phone if he thinks that he lost it. Make sure too hide the phone somewhere else when your punishment is over and make sure that its at a spot where he can find it but don't put it in plain sight or he will know that you took it.

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mrahhhhh 21

You are ******* Machiavellian... I love it!

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everybodyluvsMEN 0

I feel that you are currently taking history and just want to sound smart... Lol

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HideouslyHuman 10

I like how this wins so much.And also that this person who wrote it is apparently aged negative fifty-eight.

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punkin_26 16

Wow 6. That's impressive. I like it!

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yasmineo16 0

I did the exaaact same thing when my dad confiscated my ipod touch! I love it :D

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ScarletBloom 14

Did your dad said that your chest looks like an air plane runway?

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RabidBunny 10

Is your phone really that important? I know people will disagree with me completely but why does it matter? I wouldn't care if my father took my phone...my life doesn't revolve around it like others, but thats just me.

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hailphire130 0

30-Yeah, but that'd be a whole different FML.

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