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By disneyworld - 14/02/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney World, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML

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By Akestarr - 02/12/2013 13:28 - United States - Georgetown

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By ill - 02/10/2009 17:18 - Canada

Today, I called my dad to ask why my university tuition had not been paid. He said that my school was "too expensive" and he "couldn't afford it." He then asked me if I would take in his mail while he was away. He was taking his new wife to Hawaii; apparently it's beautiful this time of year. FML

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By Poor Student - 05/12/2011 22:30 - Canada

Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML

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By NorwegianMadman - 22/12/2016 11:55

Today, nearly Christmas, my dad got mad because I don't have enough money for holiday festivities. I can't afford things because I haven't gotten my paycheck yet. I work for my dad. FML

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By schoolkiddo - 08/09/2010 07:35 - Australia

Today, my dad and his girlfriend left for a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML

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By Googlebug - 01/11/2010 10:15 - United States

Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML

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By creepedoutmom - 17/05/2015 16:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML

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taycandy96 2

Sunday 14 February 2010 16:12

there's sooo much things I wanna say but let's start it off....did the stepmother convince him to do that cuz sumtimes step relatives can be mean

Hiropon 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 16:06

Life's a bitch. I guess he's playing favorites. ^o^

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toosiepop96 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:31

thats mean.... but throw a HUGEEE party while everyones gone... u got the whole place to urself

MyStarrz 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:33

#85 = WIN Haha ....OP's deffinately adopted thou

bfffness 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:39

ur daddy seems like a dick

Andromeda_fml 0

Monday 15 February 2010 2:42

ydi for being from michigan

phuckurlyfe 0

Monday 15 February 2010 2:58

how old is op's stepbrother and how old is the op? maybe pops didn't want to pay for anyone 18 ?

boredinjp 15

Monday 15 February 2010 3:47

Have you actually thought that there might be a reason for the OP being left behind? I mean, the father looks like a generous guy, he's inviting everybody and anybody. Maybe the OP is such a hate-able person that she deserves to be left?

Donish1786 0

Monday 15 February 2010 3:54

your dad's a jerk.

mandy_Reeves 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:15

seriously...tell your mom. Also, sign him up for free advertisements and samples of erectile disfunction meds, and have a friend of yours who he doesn't know, call your step mom and the friend can say she is having an affair with your dad. Also sign him up with a fake gay dating ad on craigslist or something

beyond_awesome 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:45

what a cuntwaffle. my dad's like that...and i'm also from michigan. is it possible we have the same dad? he was pretty slutty back in the day...

vgman88 4

Monday 15 February 2010 5:52

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