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By disneyworld - 14/02/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney World, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML

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taycandy96 2

Sunday 14 February 2010 16:12

there's sooo much things I wanna say but let's start it off....did the stepmother convince him to do that cuz sumtimes step relatives can be mean

Hiropon 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 16:06

Life's a bitch. I guess he's playing favorites. ^o^

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sexgoddest 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:04

Perfect time to throw a huge ass party. ..!!....what are you complaining about?... take advantage of this retard

ging287 3

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:05

If your dad has not already left; Try telling him this: "Your taking Step-brothers girlfriend and the entire family to disney world but NOT ME! why are you so cheap?! She's not even family!" Try saying that and make a fit and start crying :P works for me.

alya_fml 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:15

you're the child of an asshole.

patsonhn 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:34

wow so obviously he's pussy whipped by your step mother! I'd tell him that that's the worst thing he could ever do and why can the girl friend go but u can't? is she more of a part of the family than u are?

FockinA 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:40

yeah right. you must either be a really mean bitch (hey only 1&1/2 months after xmas?) or he's joking.

t2nerb 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:51

you should kill him

gingersnapper 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:19

I agree! But tamper with his will first - you want to make sure it's worth your while.

WitchQueenLiz 3

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:59

Wow, that blows. Your Dad totally sucks and is the "World's Biggest Asshole". But don't feel bad. DisneyWorld is crap.

JPaulino 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:03

**** ur life lmfao

englishsnob 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:16

so your biological dad is taking your step-brothers GIRLFRIEND to disney world but not you? Wow that is a sucky dad. Please make him read your fml and the comments so he can get some sense knocked into him

toosiepop96 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:31

thats mean.... but throw a HUGEEE party while everyones gone... u got the whole place to urself

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