Intimacy: Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the...

By Anonymous - 21/02/2015 13:46

Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML

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By virginwhore - 18/01/2015 06:29

Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML

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Are you experienced?

By ugh - 11/03/2013 11:33 - United States - Easthampton

Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML

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Uh... Okay?

By Champion sucker - 11/08/2018 06:00

Today, I was going out with my boyfriend after recently coming out. On my way out the door, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Suck that dick like a champ tonight, son." FML

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Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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Busted

By Stacy - 21/03/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

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Grow up

By Anonymous - 23/03/2021 00:30

Today, my father came to my sister's place and yelled at her, "I knew it, you're such a whore!" because she slept with her new boyfriend. He's her first boyfriend in five years, since my father scared her previous boyfriend because of my father's possessive behavior. My sister is 34. FML

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Denial

By innocent - 06/01/2015 03:11 - United States

Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 06:39 - Canada - Victoria

Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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marcranger 28

Saturday 21 February 2015 23:50

Your dad is aware of what century it is, right?

LizetteBerenice 22

Saturday 21 February 2015 23:50

Ugh, double standards :/

Comments

kalbrek009 20

Sunday 22 February 2015 17:25

Unfortunately that has been how most fathers have seen their daughter for decades & probably won't change anytime soon..I know, it's a double standard. What were you expecting (or hoping for) though, a pack of condoms yourself or a lifetime supply of birth control pills? Some guys don't think about the fact that their wife's fathers weren't exactly thrilled to find out (much less think about) the daughters having sex (with them) to begin with...if you're under 18, it's best to wait anyway.

Algorithm 24

Sunday 22 February 2015 18:51

"What were you expecting"? I dunno, a little basic decency? Starting with not being called a *****?

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 22 February 2015 18:54

Why would it be so unreasonable of OP to expect condoms and/or pills, if that's the treatment her brother is getting?

Fou_Lou 20

Monday 23 February 2015 14:53

Hypocrite. So its ok for boys to get laid when under 18 but not for girls? Besides not getting called a ***** for having a boyfriend and kissing him a packet of condomes would be apropriate to give to the bigger sister. Or in general some money for her chosen way of contraception.

JKPwnage 27

Sunday 22 February 2015 17:38

Sorry, OP. Talk to him about it.

dmklake 14

Sunday 22 February 2015 18:11

***** is a bit harsh

TisAPenguin 16

Sunday 22 February 2015 18:11

This situation isn't about being an over-protective father. He called her a *****. That's ****** up.

fuggotmuggot 14

Sunday 22 February 2015 20:15

Same here

CaitiieBuggs 23

Sunday 22 February 2015 21:11

I agree #114, this is a totally messed up situation and he should have never said that. My response wasn't about this FML specifically, it was more in response to #2. I agree with you that this doesn't sound like an overly protective father situation, just straight up double standards and disrespect towards OP.