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By dangyo - 26/01/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:58 - United States

Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML

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By allgrowedup - 12/02/2011 03:10 - United States

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 15:29 - United States - Denver

Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML

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By creeped_out_ - 24/06/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2011 23:25 - United States

Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML

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By graduate - 06/06/2009 13:17 - United States

Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML

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By goodlkjh - 24/04/2019 14:00 - South Africa

Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to put a camera in my room so I could be watched at all times, to make sure I'm behaving. I'm 14. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2022 06:00

Today, I turned 18 and I’m now subject to adult discipline. My dad says I will no longer be grounded or have my phone taken away, but I have three strikes and if I get to three, he’s throwing me out to get my own house. He then gave me my first strike because I was 30 minutes late picking up my nana. FML

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By notthesame - 18/08/2016 04:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my overprotective dad bolted all of my windows shut so that I don't turn out like my sister and sneak out or sneak boys in. FML

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By soliveyerlife - 21/03/2009 09:35 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML

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samisalsa 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:08

Did you guys read the first line about parental controls? The 11PM curfew is on the computer, not for staying out. (And is kind of ridiculous btw.) Chillax people.

kingofsex 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 1:32

Look.....................you ahve it pretty good LOL. SERIOUSLY.i STILL can't go out late at night and im 18, FML

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fanmyster 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 0:15

I'm 18 n my rents don't let me go camping with my friends n they said it ain't gonna change until I get married

Alymc13 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 20:24

holy shit get over it. your 17 your practically a baby, your parents just love you and dont want anything to happen to you. its honestly not that bad, when you get your own place you can stay up as late as you want and act like a big kid. god you kids are spoiled these days. its really pathetic.

partyboy93 0

Monday 30 August 2010 8:59

ur lucky I'm 17 and a senior i'n highschool my phone is monitored durin school I can't go out durin the week my bed time is 9:30 and no tv durin the week durin the weekend my curfew for being out is 9 u think u got it bad ur sadly wrong I'm also a good kid I havnt done nothin wrong to get it this way daddy just runs a tight fricken ship

tahlicraven1 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 16:27

I'm fourteen and parties I go to don't finish until at least 12.30am. And my parents are pretty protective.

haitilover 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 5:32

sux for u babe

nikkirl5 1

Monday 25 October 2010 12:06

same , only I'm 15 . when are they going to learn , when teenger want somthing they'll find. way around it .

nikkirl5 1

Monday 25 October 2010 12:06

same , only I'm 15 . when are they going to learn , when teenger want somthing they'll find. way around it .

magicalfmlponiea 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 12:38

think yourself lucky. mines at 10 and I can't download anything without a password. oh oh also my dad blocked facebook aswell as every other social networking site.