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By dangyo - 26/01/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:58 - United States

Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML

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By allgrowedup - 12/02/2011 03:10 - United States

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 15:29 - United States - Denver

Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML

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By creeped_out_ - 24/06/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2011 23:25 - United States

Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML

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By graduate - 06/06/2009 13:17 - United States

Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML

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By goodlkjh - 24/04/2019 14:00 - South Africa

Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to put a camera in my room so I could be watched at all times, to make sure I'm behaving. I'm 14. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2022 06:00

Today, I turned 18 and I’m now subject to adult discipline. My dad says I will no longer be grounded or have my phone taken away, but I have three strikes and if I get to three, he’s throwing me out to get my own house. He then gave me my first strike because I was 30 minutes late picking up my nana. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2025 08:00 - United States - Duncan

Today, I realized that my 14 year-old runs my home. She has her own room, while her 11 year-old sister and I (her mother) share a room. I literally have to get her permission to go anywhere as well. FML

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By notthesame - 18/08/2016 04:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my overprotective dad bolted all of my windows shut so that I don't turn out like my sister and sneak out or sneak boys in. FML

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samisalsa 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:08

Did you guys read the first line about parental controls? The 11PM curfew is on the computer, not for staying out. (And is kind of ridiculous btw.) Chillax people.

kingofsex 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 1:32

Look.....................you ahve it pretty good LOL. SERIOUSLY.i STILL can't go out late at night and im 18, FML

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badkaty1 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 23:38

welcome to my life, im 17 and my cerfew is 10, quit ur bitchen

lyshaa666 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 5:02

people who are talking about curfews for which time they have to be home at , he means on the computer. soo, actually read it sometimes.

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Friday 11 September 2009 23:36

Exactly. I'm fifteen, I have to be in for nine.

mlsuaarez 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 2:28

wtf? im SIXTEEN and ive NEVER had a curfew for ANYTHING i didnt even know people still HAD curfews

ndb703 2

Sunday 27 December 2009 21:44

Im 20, in college, live by myself and still have a curfew. My mother calls me every night at 11:01 to make sure im in my room ready for bed and that I did my homework. You talk about your curfew at 17, mine was 9 o'clock at that age, but I will tell you, It has saved me Jail time(my friends invited me somewhere, curfew prevented it, they are in jail the next day) and alot of other things, be greatful your parents know whats best for you. Oh FYI My parents pay my phone bill, they cut service off for me at 11:30 to anyone except them the police and my roommate who sleeps in the same room as me, I can't even talk to my Fiance.

ReallyMike 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 18:53

#51, How about you pay for your own phone and stop being a wuss?

aaliyahsagirah 5

Wednesday 4 July 2012 8:43

That's your fault for letting your over controlling mother tell you what to do when you're an adult. Face it, you could go 'sorry ma, but I'm a goddamn adult now, and you can't tell me what to do'. What the **** is she gunna do about it? What CAN she do about it? Sorry, but you won't get sympathy for being a moron.

jacqui_matznick 17

Monday 18 May 2015 6:27

She will take away her phone... Lololol!!!

holly_fly 34

Tuesday 3 May 2016 19:53

She lives in a dorm/apartment at her college... Away from mommy. I do agree at 20 you should at LEAST be paying for a phone. I've been paying for mine for almost 3 years and I'm not even 19.