By duhasiangirl - 15/11/2012 00:48 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, my dad put an onion in my room, telling me spirits won't haunt me and that I won't get sick. He thinks a vegetable will protect me. FML
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secretsymbiote21 5

onions make them cry. your dad is a smart man.

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chelseaaababyyy 17

Well, if you were a spirit, would you like to haunt a smelly room? I think not.

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PoshLife_Cross 5

Actually, your dad nailed it. Onions trap the spirits inside of them, and each layer of the onion is a different layer of Hell.Why do you think we cry when we cut them? We're feeling the pain of the tormented souls, eternally damned.

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qtbabe127 22

Onions really do keep people from getting sick. They absorb the germs from the air and trap them like a sponge.

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SwtCherryPie 26

I wish I could find where I read it because this is true. It absorbs the germs to keep you from getting certain illnesses (like the flu) and if you put one beside your bed while you sleep if you are sick (I believe pneumonia was the example given for this) it will be black in the morning from all the shit it absorbs that you breathe out.

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deltoramastr 12

Actually of you are sick and you cut and onion in half and put it in a bowl in the room it'll absorb most of the germs and such and you'll get better faster. They used to do that way way way back that was high tech :p.

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MikeFoxtrot01594 11

I would love to see a double blind controlled study of this.

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Yunhee_fml 16

You should be thankful that he actually cares, not a fml at all.

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noisebox 1

He's never been the same since the brain injury, so sad, get some water and motzeralla cheese and make onion soup...

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moorenita 3

Heard that onion helps to keep us away from the flu

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doglover100 28

It won't work for spirits so much.

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