By duhasiangirl - 15/11/2012 00:48 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, my dad put an onion in my room, telling me spirits won't haunt me and that I won't get sick. He thinks a vegetable will protect me. FML
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secretsymbiote21 5

onions make them cry. your dad is a smart man.

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chelseaaababyyy 17

Well, if you were a spirit, would you like to haunt a smelly room? I think not.

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winkydog4056 16

It just occurred to me.....Larry Boy will save you! Duh!

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igivunightmars 3

U prob. Dont bad B. O. Which seems to keep every thing away. The good and the bad.

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igivunightmars 3

*u probably dont got bad body oder. Which seems to keep everything away. The good and the bad. So ur dad must know a thing or two bout STANK!!!

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kwyk 23

Your dad thinks vegetables will stop you getting sick? He's got half the concept right. Not sure about the spirits on the other hand...

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DoubleBlumpkin 4

Despite the down votes I recieved if anyone would do their own research and not believe the chain letter email they recieved you would see that the onion nonsense is false. They don't capture bacteria or viruses, viruses require an external source to even transfer, it won't just soak into an onion via the air. Trust me I have a PhD in onions.

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cougar41 8

Actually onions were used in the times of Black Plague to absorbs the virus n protect u onions absorbe bacterial that are air born n stop u getting sick. Put an onion with the top cut of on a cup or small bowl and check it in. Few days. It will be rotten with virus. ( do it when ur sick ) you will get better faster

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