Health: Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not...

By jgdgjyfg - 25/07/2011 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2023 20:00 - Germany

Today, my mom tried to keep her boyfriend from indiscriminately devouring my personal things in the fridge. So, instead of just sticking a note with my name on them, the lids of my jars of homemade pesto are now decorated in sharpie with a motif of “NO! DO NOT EAT!” FML

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By sick of this shit - 12/03/2016 13:33 - United States - West Grove

Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. Then I found another note on a can that said, "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 23:07 - United States - Auberry

Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML

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By trgtyo - 18/05/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our livingroom wall with a painted one. Of our German Sheperd. FML

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By fml - 20/05/2010 21:32 - Canada

Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML

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By ZeroApostle4Ever - 23/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2012 14:52 - United States - Medway

Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML

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By 2k16 - 17/03/2016 02:48 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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amazinglyHappy 6

Monday 25 July 2011 16:09

Just tape a picture of himto the fridge saying '**** you'

eminemchick 19

Monday 25 July 2011 16:10

at least it wasnt "Do not feed the wild snorlax"

Comments

sehansel74 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:01

I see therapy in your future.

jbello43 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:10

come on now ppl u know he was prob just messing around and having fun, I found this to be some funny shit lol

Vienna 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:28

I can relate my Dads a dick too, he once sac tapped me and stole my grilled cheese. All in one dickeshly yet surprisingly agile move, for such a large man.

Smarrtt_ass17 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:57

Well either you ate something that was supposed to be his or really really fat..

captainbj2 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:03

post his picture with a note that says "Don't listen to the parental failure!"

kc1997kc 9

Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:08

I'm sorry OP. Someone should explain to you dad how saying things like that can cause damage to you kids. it can cause you to become anorexic or to gain extra weight to spite him. Parents who do that are risking their kid spending years in therapy or if it's bad enough dying. Even if it was a joke that really cruel. That being said I wouldn't care. When my friend and I hang out the adults call us savages. They even made us sing the song from Pocahontas once. now it's a huge joke we all share. Try to make this something you can laugh about.

xxJessiesGirlxx 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 8:55

or maybe kids should just stop being overly sensitive and develop a sense of humor? I swear, this whole generation is full of psycho pansies. Learn to a joke. Jeez.

Havin 19

Tuesday 26 July 2011 17:41

I agrwe with both of you. She should know how her father is by now, but he should also know that it can be hurtful.

LinTurk 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:26

I Would put up a few Flyers around the neighborhood with his picture that says something ridiculous like "pet molester"

sickandsexified 7

Tuesday 26 July 2011 8:12

your dad seems pretty cool lol. that's funny stuff right there.

klynnie 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 8:14

Get over it. Today I did something stupid and my dad said "You're only retarded because you were born a month early. It's when the brain is suppose to develop the most". He was fricken joking. I didn't cry to fml over it geepers. If you're truly fat go try a diet.