Health: Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not...

By jgdgjyfg - 25/07/2011 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

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HAZARDOUS WASTE!

By Anonymous - 07/10/2023 20:00 - Germany

Today, my mom tried to keep her boyfriend from indiscriminately devouring my personal things in the fridge. So, instead of just sticking a note with my name on them, the lids of my jars of homemade pesto are now decorated in sharpie with a motif of “NO! DO NOT EAT!” FML

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By sick of this shit - 12/03/2016 13:33 - United States - West Grove

Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. Then I found another note on a can that said, "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 23:07 - United States - Auberry

Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML

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By trgtyo - 18/05/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our livingroom wall with a painted one. Of our German Sheperd. FML

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By fml - 20/05/2010 21:32 - Canada

Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML

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By ZeroApostle4Ever - 23/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2012 14:52 - United States - Medway

Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML

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By 2k16 - 17/03/2016 02:48 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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amazinglyHappy 6

Monday 25 July 2011 16:09

Just tape a picture of himto the fridge saying '**** you'

eminemchick 19

Monday 25 July 2011 16:10

at least it wasnt "Do not feed the wild snorlax"

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angelr00lz 3

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:28

Too bad you can't attach picture to posts. It'd be funny to see that ;)

angelr00lz 3

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:28

Too bad you can't attach picture to posts. It'd be funny to see that ;)

Piinkdottx3 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:52

get back at that Bitchass!

HagarenLei 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:11

Well that was rude :( I'm sure he didn't mean it

VicxD 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:37

lol thats ****** up but HILARIOUS xD

nick2503 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:27

lose weight fat ass. it's simple I give no sympathy lazy fat ass ppl

KayKay463 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:49

That sounds just like something my dad would do lol

nymetslover 1

Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:04

wow every time I read thus I lmao... sorry tho, that sux

atomicsam 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:58

123 win!

Wynthos 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:01

Your dad deserves a cookie. Go make some.

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