By jgdgjyfg - 25/07/2011 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML
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amazinglyHappy 6

Just tape a picture of himto the fridge saying '**** you'

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eminemchick 19

at least it wasnt "Do not feed the wild snorlax"

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gurpreet 5

aw, he was just joking but prank him back! :p

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saIty 17

Rosie O' Donnell stay the **** away from my Hot Pockets

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RandomChickXD 0

it was probably just a joke, ydi for being way too sensitive

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je_suis_fml 11

Sensitive for being called a fat ass by her father? fyl for being insensitive.. I wonder how it would bode over if your parents whom supposed to love and nurture choses one of your insecurities and made a "joke" about it... think on it. You'd be crush.

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zyxwvutsrqponmlk_fml 0

parents are supposed to be supportive? maybe, but if you can't tell a joke from seriouseness, that's bad, OP is probably just some PMS little whiney girl ydi. I wouldn't be crushed, you see, some people don't have the time to be crushed because some people have to face reality.

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DinoJess 0

reality is full of sensitive people because everyone has their own insecurities. even if it is a PMSing little girl, this could hurt her joke or not. a lot of jokes could go too far, like in this, you haven't a clue how much her father picks on her about eating. I don't know about you, but if that kind of joke happened to me over and over again I'd feel beat-down by my own father.

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whocaresfylfml 0

um well it probably was a joke. if it wasn't, then he wouldn't have put it out in the open for her to see

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dancebgdance 0

dude it was totally a joke. learn to have a sense of humor.

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bloodshedblack 5

where in that nite did it even say fat ass?

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starsfan_9 7

I would agree (and hope) that it's s joke and that OP is being sensitive but I don't believe that should result in a ydi

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swizzle9162 5

wow your a bitch

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iTransform 8

I know right? OP, your dad is cool. Quit whining and get him back.

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

Douchebag Daddy!

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lolatfmlss 1

surprised you aren't the one that said don't feed the wild snorlax XD

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

Yeah I know...

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Arch27 27

Tape a picture of him to the fridge saying "Failure to observe posted signs will invite more dangerous creatures."

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ChucktheNorris 0

that sucks. tape a pic of him and write: this man was born on a highway because that's where accidents happen.

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jannie22 0

no it should say this man was conceived on a highway because that's where accidents happen :D

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ChucktheNorris 0

wow I got over 20 likes and a whole 3 comments ;)

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

666 the number of the beast!..... Anyway on a serious base that's just cruel.... I would gut him like a fish.

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tal26ful 0

Kick your dad in the balls and tell him he's the real beast. then steal your moms condoms and blame it on your dad who u saw go out the door late one night.

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amazinglyHappy 6

I think destroying your parents marriage is a but too far for a little prank...

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amazinglyHappy 6

*bit, sorry I must look like a twat now :)

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iLOLatURpain69 7

41- I love your hair lol

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amazinglyHappy 6

Why Thank You, But You wouldn't be saying that if you've ever slept on it wet and woken up looking like a wanna be Jimi Hendrix... :D

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je_suis_fml 11

33 - destroying your child's self-esteem is a bit too far in parenting...

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amazinglyHappy 6

trust me she'll recover, my dad does random shizz like that all the time :,) it prepares you for the dicks you're gonna meet in future life, you just have to play the game back :D

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iLOLatURpain69 7

Haha I'm sure but I just love redhead lol

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amazinglyHappy 6

says the guy with a teen with her **** out as his Picture...

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iLOLatURpain69 7

136 - You are an asshole. I get so sick of people saying that. Unfortunately, I am not a ginger. But, as far as I'm concerned, redheaded women are definitely the most beautiful women on the planet.

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amazinglyHappy 6

ahhh, that's not true... there are reasons we have that stereo-type :,) but thanks, my honest opinion?? brunettes are the prettiest, I have loads of stunning blonde friends, but the prettiest girl I know is a brunette :D

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Iwashere12345 0

well if you think about it, he contributed into making the she-beast.

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