Health: Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not...

By jgdgjyfg - 25/07/2011 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

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HAZARDOUS WASTE!

By Anonymous - 07/10/2023 20:00 - Germany

Today, my mom tried to keep her boyfriend from indiscriminately devouring my personal things in the fridge. So, instead of just sticking a note with my name on them, the lids of my jars of homemade pesto are now decorated in sharpie with a motif of “NO! DO NOT EAT!” FML

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By sick of this shit - 12/03/2016 13:33 - United States - West Grove

Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. Then I found another note on a can that said, "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 23:07 - United States - Auberry

Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML

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By trgtyo - 18/05/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our livingroom wall with a painted one. Of our German Sheperd. FML

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By fml - 20/05/2010 21:32 - Canada

Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML

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By ZeroApostle4Ever - 23/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2012 14:52 - United States - Medway

Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML

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By 2k16 - 17/03/2016 02:48 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML

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You deserved it 1 681

By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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amazinglyHappy 6

Monday 25 July 2011 16:09

Just tape a picture of himto the fridge saying '**** you'

eminemchick 19

Monday 25 July 2011 16:10

at least it wasnt "Do not feed the wild snorlax"

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AnagenisisZagus 13

Monday 25 July 2011 16:30

Perhaps your father is more wise than you may believe, young one.

ItHatesYu 0

Monday 25 July 2011 16:38

lmao i couldnt resist laughing FYL tho

lalagurl11 6

Monday 25 July 2011 16:39

nice #30!!!!

tal26ful 0

Monday 25 July 2011 16:49

haha yup

JennaMarie420 2

Monday 25 July 2011 16:41

turn it around and start a collection for the feed the she-beast foundation

ericka216 0

Monday 25 July 2011 16:43

man thats soo dick of your own father to do.. But at least, (hopefully) you don't get beat too..

Rwcrazy 0

Monday 25 July 2011 17:52

Nice pic! !

CryMoreFMLs 14

Monday 25 July 2011 19:03

I like yours more then I like hers. You silly honking clown you, go back to your carnival and juggle.

doogy15 11

Monday 25 July 2011 16:51

Take all of his stuff and duck tape it to the ceiling and put a note where he can find it that say's " the she beast strikes again " then put a troll face under it =]

choshaki 8

Monday 25 July 2011 16:53

take it as a joke and play a prank on him. stop crying about it.

CannibalQueen15 5

Monday 25 July 2011 16:54

haha. He's just joking. if not, laugh it off. its pretty funny, and you can take it down if you want.

hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3

Monday 25 July 2011 17:07

someone watched the sandlot way to much

YDI_Master 0

Monday 25 July 2011 17:08

YDI for being Bigfoot.

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