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By Anonymous - 22/06/2014 05:27 - Australia

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to spray my open window with the hose. RIP my laptop, phone, school books, wooden desk, my entire bookshelf, and my carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 23:00

Today, my prank backfired when the airhorn prank I set up for my dad burst and blew a hole in his office window, which also broke his laptop screen. FML

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You deserved it 1 468

By Dominic - 14/06/2009 19:14 - Canada

Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML

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By shal4 - 27/11/2015 17:55

Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 01:48 - Canada

Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML

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You deserved it 41 143

By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

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You deserved it 3 920

By zoearcu - 17/04/2011 18:32 - United States

Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML

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You deserved it 3 522

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By Anon - 13/06/2013 02:40 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML

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You deserved it 3 625

What have you done now?

By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 03:00

Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML

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You deserved it 146

Thanks, "Bro"

By probably on death row soon - 25/12/2015 18:32 - United States - Winter Park

Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML

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You deserved it 1 599

By Anonymous - 03/11/2013 21:32 - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML

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You deserved it 44 996

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Sunday 22 June 2014 16:08

I hope your dad agreed to replace everything he damaged!

gracezering 7

Sunday 22 June 2014 16:08

sounds like it's time to move out.

Comments

ThisIsSoOriginal 12

Sunday 22 June 2014 22:39

Oof, just imagining that happening to me hurts, so I can't even imagine how you feel. That was really stupid on his part, and he better replace everything. This needs a major followup when everything was sorted out. Until then, good luck OP.

JuanJavierRamos 5

Sunday 22 June 2014 22:57

dont leave your window open!

SmoothPancakes 10

Monday 23 June 2014 3:16

Ah yes, blame the victim. It's all the victim's fault, not the dad or dumbass who committed the act. Please don't ever reproduce. The gene pool of the world is already far too tainted.

ItsMattias 4

Sunday 22 June 2014 23:15

I'm pretty sure that carpet dries... But OMG that sucks

QueenofWheels 13

Wednesday 25 June 2014 4:25

Could have mildew set in

SasquatchDeluxe 10

Sunday 22 June 2014 23:31

He better pay for the damage.

MarkToast 19

Sunday 22 June 2014 23:47

my dad did this once and my phone was ruined. He said "well, it's your fault for leaving your phone out where it can get wet" and grounded me.

Eggs6131 14

Monday 23 June 2014 0:07

He needs to replace your property now. Sue him if he doesn't. Sorry o.p :

HazelGrace 10

Monday 23 June 2014 0:18

He should have to replace everything on them and them

kaylaaa01 11

Monday 23 June 2014 0:35

Obviously your phone or laptop still works if you're posting on FML. Unless you have something alternative to use..

ShowMeKay 20

Monday 23 June 2014 0:54

Even with replacements, if the water damage was bad enough it'll be a bitch replacing things like the files, photos, and contacts that were stored on his laptop and phone. Might not even be able to get some of those things back. FYL indeed, OP :(

Witchylady 17

Monday 23 June 2014 0:56

Your dad is immature. Turn the hose on in his car. And see how he likes that!. Then you can both be immature together. Still, I hope you can salvage some of your things.