Intimacy: Today, my date asked if I could drive his friend home before...

By lawl - 07/05/2011 13:25 - Canada

Today, my date asked if I could drive his friend home before we went out for breakfast. His friend had blonde hair, big boobs and wore a skimpy black dress. He wasn't 100% sure of her name. I guess I drove home my date's one night stand. FML

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By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By sad_gay - 16/04/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting someone, then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it said, "I'm here for the quicky." Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy. FML

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By sandyhome - 11/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML

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By SuperBunny - 20/04/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2022 14:00

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy. We went back to his place, and after getting it on, he rolled onto his back and told me, "You can put that on your Bumble profile, you got a good dicking" then helicoptered his dick around, thinking it was sexy. I missed the last train, so I walked home after that. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

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By pig! - 20/10/2023 14:00

Today, I went out on a first date. He was funny, laidback, and handsome. We had an amazing time but I declined to go back to his house, not wanting to rush things. He said he understood and respected my choice. Later online he bragged about “banging some cheap slut for the price of a meal.” FML

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jennifer93 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 19:50

you shouldve just dropped her off on her corner

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Saturday 7 May 2011 19:53

and tomorrow night a random girl will be driving you home too! yay!

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wthowell_2010 0

Monday 9 May 2011 2:09

ya it's kinda messed up he would ask you to do it but again it's just a date that dresses like a *****. could be innocent.........probably not.

lucy7368 2

Monday 9 May 2011 3:33

I don't know - I might have given her a ride home. After all, I would have had plenty of extra time, after I unexpectedly had to cancel my breakfast date at the last minute. I certainly wouldn't want the poor girl to have to spend another second in the company of that jerk.

ahandy21 0

Monday 9 May 2011 6:40

Probably the best move, she is not necessarily the one at fault. Talk to her get her side of the story, if she thinks your his friend she might open up to you. If she know about his date and she got in the car then she's probably will be open about it. If she says nothing at all she is probably ashamed of herself. Either way get his story too. If it seems too fishy drop him and date someone else. No date is worth your dignity.

mmoreland 0

Monday 9 May 2011 4:13

What is wrong with you???

Crystalosophy 0

Monday 9 May 2011 6:11

I would take the girl home and not come back for the date... the guy seems lame

blondeness234 0

Monday 9 May 2011 7:54

tell that bitch ever heard of a taxi!

stemlesbian84 0

Monday 9 May 2011 20:45

are u that stupid? wow I would have turned around and left her there with him...

Black_Magic87 0

Monday 9 May 2011 22:36

Dumbass

MyF_ckingLuck 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:00

stay with him and get ready to be a doormat

sugarbabyxoxo 2

Tuesday 10 May 2011 13:15

Thanks for the ride :D

bugzygurl 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 18:29

so he is either trying to tell u that he is NOT really interested in u OR he is just interested in a "good time" w/ no strings attached... totally not relationship material