Intimacy: Today, my date asked if I could drive his friend home before...

By lawl - 07/05/2011 13:25 - Canada

Today, my date asked if I could drive his friend home before we went out for breakfast. His friend had blonde hair, big boobs and wore a skimpy black dress. He wasn't 100% sure of her name. I guess I drove home my date's one night stand. FML

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By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By sad_gay - 16/04/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting someone, then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it said, "I'm here for the quicky." Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy. FML

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By sandyhome - 11/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML

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And I oop

By SuperBunny - 03/03/2025 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

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Dating hell

By Anonymous - 28/03/2022 14:00

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy. We went back to his place, and after getting it on, he rolled onto his back and told me, "You can put that on your Bumble profile, you got a good dicking" then helicoptered his dick around, thinking it was sexy. I missed the last train, so I walked home after that. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

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Fake news

By pig! - 20/10/2023 14:00

Today, I went out on a first date. He was funny, laidback, and handsome. We had an amazing time but I declined to go back to his house, not wanting to rush things. He said he understood and respected my choice. Later online he bragged about “banging some cheap slut for the price of a meal.” FML

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jennifer93 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 19:50

you shouldve just dropped her off on her corner

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Saturday 7 May 2011 19:53

and tomorrow night a random girl will be driving you home too! yay!

Comments

FreebirdIII 1

Saturday 7 May 2011 23:28

at least you know where she lives now. if you can't find him, check there first.

beatrucelynn 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 23:41

what's the problem here? if anything it makes you look better. if this guy had to choose between a bimbo easy girl with no car or a responsible girl next door girl who is polite enough to drive the tramp home.... well i'd say there may be wedding bells in your future. besides now that you know he's gotten laid recently you can hold off the goods longer.

sheethapins 13

Sunday 8 May 2011 3:40

If I were her I wouldn't marry his pig ass if he paid me to. I see more bimbos in their future. "Hey hunny, can you give our daughter's 23 year old friend sss....mantha? A ride home today? Then we can go eat breakfast."

beatrucelynn 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 4:30

you are one of those people who believes everything you read. I mean, I've heard your kind exist but wow, what honor to finally meet one. first learn how to determine what's sarcasm and what isn't. second please put your bra back on and refrain from responding with "women are holier than thou" speech. third try to locate a sense of humor, I think amazon sells them under tools to remove a stick from your ass. thank you and good day.

justanotherbird 19

Friday 13 May 2011 14:38

The only problem with your theory is that your post wasn't very funny or clever, just lame. :| Now go put your big boy panties back on and stop bitching.