Intimacy: Today, my daughter asked me what is the youngest age at which...

By blazer - 30/06/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, my daughter asked me what is the youngest age at which you should start having sex. Being a good mom, I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh... shoot," and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML

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By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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By aprouddaddy - 04/12/2014 23:46 - France - Paris

Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML

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You what?

By unknown - 02/11/2013 21:10 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML

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By PPP - 28/04/2015 15:05 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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By It was the 11 year old - 21/07/2012 08:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2014 15:47 - United States - Rochester

Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML

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Stop

By dad - 03/03/2009 22:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML

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Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…

By TheVirginJenny - 07/10/2012 00:05 - United States - Spanaway

Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML

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Never ever

By notgettinsome - 10/11/2013 06:15 - Australia

Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML

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likeanoutlawbayb 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:06

you should keep a better eye on what your twelve year is doing and who she's hanging around with

DorkusD 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 22:12

@164 - Losing your virginity is a consequence of having sex? Shit I wish I had have known that sooner!!!

Comments

Tomato_Cheese 22

Friday 1 January 2016 23:10

Maybe she was THINKING about it?

JohntheDeadlock 6

Wednesday 23 March 2016 6:57

What happened to the youth of today...

Jaelen13 6

Tuesday 26 April 2016 19:02

What the hell lmao

Nicole Nguyen 4

Sunday 2 July 2017 8:03

Beat her ass.

xxWTFxx1981 23

Thursday 7 February 2019 13:50

Well first off saying until after married is stupid retarded and rare these days. I mean if someone wants to go right ahead but you are just making it uncomfortable for your kid to talk to you by saying that... 12 is too young I think 16 to 18 is more common...