By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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Jeniusjay919 0

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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purple91 8

i found this funny... but um yeh 13 is too young, you should do something about that

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Rabeeba 0

holy hell. 13! Damn I'm a late bloomer.. 17 and still not kissed.

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xxroarxx 0

well im 13 and i have never had a boyfriend but hearing that someone had sex at thirteen is not surprising... at all that sounds like half my grade but everyone is more sneaky about it and would not go tell there parents and going to get help will only make her angry and want to rebel and i think i would know because i am a 13 year old girl well at least thats how i would feel

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hootch 0

oh dear. at least you know. i'm sure you can get help to go about this a way that is most suitable!

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runrun111 0

22 isn't that bad i mean 13 is just to young, like why would she want to even tell her mom or even by saying "beat ya" thats just horrible

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TheOrpheus 0

ho-ly-shit thats rough. FYL.

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