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By Anonymous - 18/06/2013 23:22 - United States - Glastonbury

Today, my daughter believed that watching the Big Bang Theory would count as studying for her chemistry final. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2015 23:32 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, for the nth time, my father reminded me that I should study things related to the "real" world, as if I was studying theology, astrology or something. I'm studying for a master's degree in physics. FML

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By riya - 29/09/2018 05:00

Today, I had the worst day of my life. I'd studied science for the whole damn night, only to realize the next morning that it's a math exam. FML

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By not laughing anymore - 11/12/2014 19:55 - Netherlands - Egelshoek

Today, since my finals are starting tomorrow, I made a joke about setting my math books on fire. I laughed. Friends laughed. Parents laughed. Guess what subject just managed to actually get in touch with my scented candles? FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, I found out that I was one point away from passing a state science exam. FML

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By itisthedude - 10/09/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me that her roomate wouldn't be home tonight, and if I wanted, I could come over and study history. I didn't get it. I told her no thanks, that I was covered, and it was chem I needed to study. An hour later, I understood. FML

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By Getting an F - 05/12/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, I tried to get ready for a final. I had about six hours to study. My girlfriend decided to help by jabbering loudly in my ear about celebrity gossip, noisily cleaning the office and losing my notes, and getting in a screaming argument with her mom over the phone. FML

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By hopelesscollegestudent - 21/09/2012 16:22 - Canada

Today, I asked my college chemistry teacher for some much-needed help. Instead of explaining anything to me, she scoffed that if I don't understand something, I should "just Google it." FML

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By NittanyMangini - 26/05/2016 16:37 - United States

Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML

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By finalssuck - 21/05/2010 15:01 - United States

Today, I found out that I have been studying for the wrong final exam. One more hour until the test. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2012 18:16 - United States - Tucson

Today, I have a final for my precalculus class. After hours of studying this week, I felt pretty optimistic. Until I got to class and realized that I'd forgotten my calculator. FML

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Lexilulu44 13

Wednesday 19 June 2013 10:21

Believe it or not, I've learned a lot from that show :) but not enough to count it as studying.

kenoswild 14

Wednesday 19 June 2013 10:23

Another show she could use towards studying for chemistry is breaking bad.....

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mr_sarcastic416 29

Thursday 20 June 2013 0:35

well, Sheldon IS pretty smart... she may actually learn stuff watching the show

FML_4life_ 8

Thursday 20 June 2013 0:52

Seems legit

Tymaster5 22

Thursday 20 June 2013 0:59

The Big Bang Theor teaches you know......

twinkiefeets 17

Thursday 20 June 2013 2:52

Sounds like an excuse to me

tpm45 25

Thursday 20 June 2013 2:52

They do physics... Not chemistry

Druu 53

Thursday 20 June 2013 3:44

Funny thing is there is no chemist on the show. An engineer, theoretical physicist, experimental physicist, astrophysicist, microbiologist, and neurobiologist. Plus a waitress.

zach22zach22 7

Thursday 20 June 2013 5:31

Chemistry no...now physics...possibly

0h_Boy 26

Thursday 20 June 2013 6:00

Train her with it: if she gets good grades, she can watch it. If she gets bad grades, FoxNews. That's what Sheldon did

REFF_fml 9

Thursday 20 June 2013 9:37

STRAIGHT A STUDENT

passionc 1

Thursday 20 June 2013 14:48

Loooove tht show ! :D Bazinga!

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