By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 04:49 - United States - Moorhead

Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML
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mfjkr 10

You can drink your fancy ales you can drink em by the flagon but the only brew for the brave and true... comes from the green dragon.

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erinchick1 7

Thats sad in a almost pathetic way congratulations anyway

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CallmeRyuzaki 0

That is absolutely awesome. "Fool of a Took" when Perry does something stupid. Or "find the halflings" you will be screaming if they go missing.

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PeytonBieda 8

Hey, at least it's not Dovahkiin.

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hamusta 13

That is awesome. I wish my mother had thought of that

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JoeGrant 12

Lord are you ang-ring. Hopefully your daughter doesn't make a hobbit out of this for future children.

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saffy66 34

Oh well the registry of births might not accept those names anyway, but if they do at least be thankful your daughter didn't have twin girls & name them Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily and Pilot Inspektor, or follow the lead of Frank Zappa & name them Moon Unit & Dweezil. It could have been so much worse!

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