By VictoriaLeavitt - 25/06/2013 00:35 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my daughter's obsession with Canada got out way of hand when she was suspended for climbing up the flagpole, in an attempt to replace the flag with a red-and-white maple leaf one. FML
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VictoriaLeavitt 4

OP here. I made an account so I could follow up. For those of you doubting my parenting: in my household, no banshee-like deed goes unpunished. Yes, this was a school suspension, for those unsure, and it was three weeks, which is pretty reasonable. Sadly, this is a continuation jr. high school for kids who've been permanently expelled (I'm surprised no one asked why she's still in school during the summer), where banshee-like behaviors such as this are not rare.

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Top comments

DerrickJames 33

She has passion for something that's not drugs or sex. Be proud.

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rg350dx 29

You had one job as a parent OP... Keep her off the pole. And you just couldn't do that, now could you?

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Kuramasan_fml 12

She doesn't happen to be a member of certain nation centric anime fandom does she...?

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daizttgg 9

ARE U PLEASE. BE A DOITSUIST LEARN THE WAY OF THE POTATO AND LOOK UP HETALIA IM JAPAN ALL RHE WAU AHHHHH KIKU

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Original_Outcast 23

Is it trying to communicate? I have my dictionary with me, but I do not understand help me someone!

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daizttgg 9

NO SERIOUSLY LIKE NO ONE KNOWS WHO CANADA IS AND ALL THOSE FAN GIRLS ARE MOCKED BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE I'M CANADA AND THE OTHER GIRLS ARE LIKE WHO'S THAT

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Corrupt_waffles 13

I almost feel that is what it is. My cousin is so obsessed with Russia that she dresses like him and fakes a painful Russian accent all the time. I regret showing her anime. I really do.

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banana_addict 12

The Hetalia fandom is painfully obsessed.

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Corrupt_waffles 13

I'm painfully oppressed by that fandom.

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daizttgg 9

Our obsession is our drive, What would I do without my Japan?! Kikuuuuuuuu XD

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heinous966 15

Oh god. Oh god. I'm a history/politics/geography nut, so I watch the show and read the comics, but I seriously do not understand people like that.

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buckdharma 37

Sometimes kids get suspended on purpose because they wanna take off hoser.

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Summoner_T3L 15

'Anada lol but wow she was determined

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papasik 6

since I am apparently the first... BLAME CANADA ! (duh)

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buckdharma 37

Before somebody thinks of blaming us.

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tobedd 13

My favourite (spelt the correct way) was when Robin Williams performed it at the Oscars!!!!

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illusong 16

she got some mad skills to climb a pole im like imagining that scene from mulan where she was climb a pole to get that arrow. yuep. mad skills.

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DKjazz 20

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

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DKjazz 20

DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS

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EnigmaThe321 12

WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS!

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suri_mf 8

"P-people know w-who I am?" Canada asked.

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daizttgg 9

it's a pruhun Shipper! And sorry the only one that could possibly ever know you is kumajiro San And he doesn't even know your name

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daizttgg 9

Darling you are a doitsist? Blessed be he and the giant potato in the sky

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dmattimeoj 12

i dont get why she would be trying to climb the pole. why not just lower the flag, eh?

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Iceman225 11

Often flagpoles have their cranks removed after they're raised. Common sense.

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dmattimeoj 12

...not sure that you understand what 'common sense' means, which is ironic because it´s actually fairly common sense. common sense is something obvious that everyone should be able to deduce easily, with out needing to be told, such as don´t stare directly at the sun. knowing that a flagpole has a crank (normally you just see the flag being run up a pulley system where you simply pull on the rope) and on top of this that said crank can be removed is a much more specific and specialized nugget of information that i highly doubt most people would know, especially if they have never raised a flag.

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