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By oh dear - 25/10/2009 09:06 - France

Today, my daughter threw a can of hairspray into the fireplace because she saw someone do it on YouTube. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2011 04:28 - United States

Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML

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By failure as a parent - 11/05/2013 21:19 - United States - Bound Brook

Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 04:02 - United States

Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 18:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 19:10 - Israel

Today, I asked my lazy daughter to go make her bed. She responded by lighting our garbage bin on fire. FML

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By dumb dumb - 14/08/2020 14:00

Today, my idiot daughter used my wax warmer to try to give herself a bikini wax using old crayons. Not sure which YouTube idiot she learned it from, but the stench of melted crayon, burnt hair, and singed flesh isn’t a smell I’ll soon be forgetting. FML

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By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2010 04:41 - United States

Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML

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By crazydaughter - 12/04/2012 12:51 - Egypt

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML

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By SadDad - 22/09/2012 18:11 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML

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McA513M 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 16:27

Haha, I think someone needs to restrict access to the internet, lol

dacho 7

Sunday 25 October 2009 16:34

In other words: "I fail as a parent, Internet is raising my kids." I agree, **** your life. And **** your kids' lives, too.

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Pheronax 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 4:19

Is it safe to fireplace this? i am your host (name of little girl)

theice 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 18:05

shouldn't let ur child on the computer

lilman02 0

Monday 24 May 2010 15:28

is the hairspray ok? wat did the spray ever do to the girl? gosh....

snippitydiggity 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 8:03

I think your retarded daughter saw it from one of my friends who coincidentally has that same YouTube video

steeledwolf 8

Monday 4 October 2010 17:14

BOOM!!!!

Gazarok 0

Friday 5 November 2010 3:17

parental monitoring: you have none. ydi.

madisonleighx14 0

Friday 6 May 2011 1:11

wow. people can be mean! but just restrict the Internet, haha.

trainheartnet 1

Wednesday 18 May 2011 1:20

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Razman201 14

Tuesday 20 September 2011 17:12

Youtube will one day be a supreme ruler, we will all have to obey lol. Well kids these days get up to more and more everyday.

poppylamonzo 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:53

BOOM

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