Intimacy: Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML

By mortified - 22/01/2011 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

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By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 20:22 - United States

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

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By gjh - 19/01/2009 03:20 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML

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By ledentist - 12/09/2012 02:24 - United States - Center Barnstead

Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground, picked it up, looked at it intently, took a couple of hairs off, and shoved it back into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 03:05 - United States

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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By Dominique Richards - 20/02/2018 19:00

Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML

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By fax4voice3 - 28/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML

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Sheldaddy 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 20:02

I guess you've been getting your freak on

Doortje 29

Saturday 22 January 2011 20:07

You totally deserved that. Didn't you check your teeth before going to the dentist?

Comments

iewisokwas 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 21:54

eww disgusting

WaylonD 4

Saturday 22 January 2011 22:07

Is this the first time you've gone to the dentist for a haircut?

ShadowKing1381 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 11:40

hahaha hella funny

dapheronixx3 3

Saturday 22 January 2011 22:10

its called toothbrush and toothpaste .... also did u know there something called floss? maybe using it will be good

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 22 January 2011 22:17

It's hard to floss with braces. Mind you they say it's mandatory, but that doesn't change how difficult it is.

dapheronixx3 3

Saturday 22 January 2011 22:23

#71 its not really when you get u are used to it i have had braces for 1 year and a half and i can floss no problem

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 22 January 2011 22:32

I'd had mine for three and I couldn't use the thing they gave me to floss with. It was a plastic, two-pronged device with a piece of floss between the prongs... do you use this? They told me not to use the classic flossing method. Thank god I don't have 'em anymore.