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By slightlyfamous - 17/01/2016 13:59 - Canada - Port-menier

Today, my dick of a roommate was moving out. She didn't actually tell us she was moving out and took the wifi, modem and all, while my other roommate was on a Skype call and I was watching a show. All with no warning. It's Saturday, I have an online assignment due Sunday. FML

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By nyatzz - 16/11/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, my landlady cut off the Internet to my flat. She says she has no use for it, and doesn't want to keep it anymore. I have 3 online assignments due in the next week, and finals the following week. FML

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By Jota - 23/10/2017 19:00

Today, I was doing a job interview on Skype when my roommate decided to reboot the wireless router because "the internet was too slow". The interviewer didn't bother calling again. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

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By leez - 01/02/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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By emmalou - 16/09/2021 08:01

Today, my roommate is rampaging in the house at 1:00 a.m. because her stuff was moved out of the pantry for the new person, after being asked several times to move it herself. Apparently, she didn't see the text message heads-up, because she refuses to use her phone as a source of connection. FML

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By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2019 00:00

Today, my roommate served me with a two-week’s notice to vacate the apartment, the day before I leave for 10 days of working in a completely different city 150 miles away. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By sen - 19/02/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me: "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML

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halcyon93 16

Monday 18 January 2016 6:58

Maybe you can go to your local library or somewhere else with free wifi and send it there? And yeah, your roommate doesn't sound like a very nice person. Even though it came with this unpleasant consequence, be glad you're shot of her (hopefully).

bunnyfish 27

Monday 18 January 2016 7:02

I hope she was at least paying for the wifi didn't just steal it.

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evank98 10

Monday 18 January 2016 7:22

Not at all saying YDI, but you probably should have been doing that assignment instead of watching the show.

NexusGlitch 3

Monday 18 January 2016 7:31

Maybe OP was mostly complete and just had to make finishing touches and submit it? They could have a "no-sooner-than" time also, I suppose.

FelicityWishes 32

Monday 18 January 2016 7:38

I'm gonna guess submission wasn't open yet or OP is massive procrastinator and wasn't going to start until closer to the due date.

lolbash 18

Monday 18 January 2016 20:24

So its not ok for a teen to have mental breaks every now and then?

smoothies14 32

Monday 18 January 2016 22:58

Why is everyone upset about the procrastinating? It's Saturday. In my experience, online assignments usually aren't due until 11:59 PM. If this is the case, OP still had over a day to do the assignment. Plus, some people work better under the pressure of time.

LyricaSilvan 29

Monday 18 January 2016 7:48

Hopefully you can manage to find her and make her accountable for ditching you guys and putting you in an unpleasant situation. Also, I'm sure your instructor will understand if you just explain what happened.

tranced_ 45

Monday 18 January 2016 7:53

That's why you always make a roommate agreement.

alex49202 11

Monday 18 January 2016 16:19

Why is this getting down voted?

jeffprobs 29

Monday 18 January 2016 8:03

Assholes, they come in all shapes and sizes, but 1 thing they always do is make shit

Hildy93 21

Monday 18 January 2016 8:10

She's just a big ole dick!

FemskyD 26

Monday 18 January 2016 8:16

Hunt her down like a piece of chicken

Utetopia2014 18

Monday 18 January 2016 8:45

OK.. so... how are you posting this FML? Your mobile? Oh, ok.. then turn your mobile into a wifi hotspot, or send the assignment to your phone and submit it like that..

pandainspandex 19

Monday 18 January 2016 10:08

Not everyone has a phone capable of acting as a mobile hotspot. And if I understand correctly, your second suggestion is to send the assignment to the phone... How, exactly? With the Internet the OP doesn't have? We don't even know if the assignment is done, or if it's an assignment that could be submitted via mobile. My guesses are no for both.

Utetopia2014 18

Monday 18 January 2016 11:46

1:"All in all, Samsung still shipped a lot more smartphones globally than Apple in the last quarter, with 84 million units headed to customers during Q3, compared to Apple's 48 million." "In total, Apple has sold more than 590 million iPhones from 2007 to 2014 worldwide." (No sources - fml wont let me upload links without me ******* about with the address) Those numbers dont include Nokias, Blackberrys etc, so data suggests that more people own a phone that can create a wifi hotspot than cant. 2: I can physically remove the MicroSD card from my (Galaxy) and put it into my laptop and transfer data that way. OP could have that option. Bluetooth is also standard on most new laptops now, so the assignment file(s) could be transferred to the phone by Bluetooth. Don't start on cloud only storage - anyone with an important assignment will have a copy on their harddrive or flash drive as well. 3: Most phone plans have a data component as well as call/text component. Simply go to the submission site, log on, and submit the assignment that is now on the phone. There's more than 1 way to skin a cat, so I think in both cases the guesses are yes.

leogachi 15

Monday 18 January 2016 19:23

@31 Why not start on cloud only storage? I'm taking a few classes that use the same online program for assignment submission. The assignments are only available online and there is no option to upload a file for submission, so you have to use their website to work on any assignments.

Rababco 29

Friday 22 April 2016 1:31

I'm guessing OP submitted this FML about a past event when they finally had an internet connection again.

sturschaedel 27

Monday 18 January 2016 8:50

Sounds like my former roommate. Oh well, at one point you'll have your own place, and you'll be able to appreciate it even more once you've seen the crazy out there.

writerchic85 25

Monday 18 January 2016 9:05

What kind of class has an assignment due on Sunday? That still seriously sucks. Perhaps you can go to a friends house and finish it, or a library or even the school itself.

leogachi 15

Monday 18 January 2016 19:25

@22 A lot of professors require assignments to be submitted over the weekend. Last semester a friend of mine had an assignment due almost every Sunday.