Animals: Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door....

By PerfectTiming - 08/07/2013 11:19 - Netherlands - Eindhoven

Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around and smeared it everywhere. My dog excels at timing. FML

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By hoo flung pu - 03/10/2013 08:26 - United States

Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML

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By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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By morphea - 29/04/2015 22:54 - France - Chantepie

Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2018 17:30

Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML

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Bad boy

By Really - 14/05/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML

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Slippin' and a slidin'

By Imnotfromhere - 05/03/2022 04:00

Today, my dog decided to take a poop at the top of an icy hill. Being a good citizen, I went to clean it up. Guess who slipped and wore the poop all the way down the hill… FML

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By a man - 10/04/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2012 19:50 - Spain - Santa Cruz De Tenerife

Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML

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By StinkyDogs - 27/03/2011 10:06 - United States

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

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Pwn17 25

Monday 8 July 2013 16:26

Your dog really knows how to stir shit up.

FALLENSEBZERO 16

Monday 8 July 2013 16:25

"Just smile and wag my tail"

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luvnlyfe 4

Monday 8 July 2013 19:35

Looks like your dog got you into a sh**y situation

areyouserial 5

Monday 8 July 2013 21:12

I believe it's spelled sh***y.

ClaytorNator 12

Monday 8 July 2013 19:49

Sounds like your day was crappy... Buh dum tsss

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 8 July 2013 21:49

*Shrieks*

EggStirMenAte 2

Monday 8 July 2013 19:59

#4 I like your name! :)

brittyboo123 35

Monday 8 July 2013 20:00

At least he didn't roll around in it?

Altrnate_Reality 14

Monday 8 July 2013 20:53

bet he planned it

FuKcMee 32

Tuesday 9 July 2013 1:31

your dog just trolled the **** out of the janitor who has to clean that mess up

MaggieJH 7

Tuesday 9 July 2013 2:12

Shit really hit the fan....er..revolving door

lailagothgal 16

Tuesday 9 July 2013 2:53

Man i feel sorry for the one cleaning it up.

My_Life_Is_Asian 5

Tuesday 9 July 2013 8:44

They say "when shit hits the fan" but this is ridiculously funny

whatwhyhoo 10

Tuesday 9 July 2013 8:52

I dislike dog owners that don't plan ahead for when the dog has to go out.

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