Animals: Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door....

By PerfectTiming - 08/07/2013 11:19 - Netherlands - Eindhoven

Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around and smeared it everywhere. My dog excels at timing. FML

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By hoo flung pu - 03/10/2013 08:26 - United States

Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML

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By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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By morphea - 29/04/2015 22:54 - France - Chantepie

Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2018 17:30

Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML

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Bad boy

By Really - 14/05/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML

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Slippin' and a slidin'

By Imnotfromhere - 05/03/2022 04:00

Today, my dog decided to take a poop at the top of an icy hill. Being a good citizen, I went to clean it up. Guess who slipped and wore the poop all the way down the hill… FML

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By a man - 10/04/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2012 19:50 - Spain - Santa Cruz De Tenerife

Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML

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By StinkyDogs - 27/03/2011 10:06 - United States

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

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Pwn17 25

Monday 8 July 2013 16:26

Your dog really knows how to stir shit up.

FALLENSEBZERO 16

Monday 8 July 2013 16:25

"Just smile and wag my tail"

Comments

ManInTheMachine 19

Monday 8 July 2013 16:31

Your next move should be to squirt liquid soap under the door, spin it around a few times, and then clean it off with some water and paper towels. And while you're at it, have a little fun too. Take a ride on the revolving door and spin to your heart's content. Nobody said owning a dog was easy, but nobody said you couldn't have fun with the clean ups, either!

Sinistra_Blue 12

Monday 8 July 2013 18:12

That whole spinning while clean thing reminds me of a girl I used to work with who tried to clean a deli slicer's blade while it was spinning. It kinda worked, until she sliced off part of her finger.

tegraturbo2000 15

Monday 8 July 2013 18:23

ouch that had to hurt

perdix 29

Monday 8 July 2013 16:33

That's one kind of Circle of Life.

le_megan 10

Monday 8 July 2013 16:33

Haha time to just turn around and head the opposite way :P

Myo_fml 20

Monday 8 July 2013 17:56

Yes, and be the irresponsible asshole that leaves the circular smear of steaming shit behind. I hope you don't own any pets.

stardustjunkie 12

Monday 8 July 2013 16:35

I have to admit this made me laugh but I feel sorry for you OP, I bet that was really unpleasant to deal with.

perdix 29

Monday 8 July 2013 16:36

#7, sounds like the sequel to "Two Girls, One Cup." Ever since "Girls Gone Wild" went bankrupt, the world needs a new franchise for serialized erotic entertainment. Looks like you may be onto something.

buckeyed 20

Monday 8 July 2013 16:41

Where exactly was this revolving door? I'm interested in the audience you got.

jessBeAqueen 13

Monday 8 July 2013 16:41

my version of shaggy...someone give me a beat.... Say it wasn't you... doggy came in and was caught me red-handed ******** in the revolving doors Picture this, we were both caught trying to make it unnoticeable. How could I forget that I had given him an extra treat. All this time we spent walking and he couldn't use a god damn tree ?