By Anon. - 02/01/2013 21:53

Today, my dog died. We planned to get her cremated and keep the ashes. My sister put forward the idea of putting the ashes in our food so our dog can be "inside of us, always." She's completely serious. I'm scared to eat food from her now. FML
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cynicalhumanist 9

Ask her if she realy wants to shit her own dog out.

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calivianya 29

Always? She has an awfully short definition of always...

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skyenoelle 15

That puts a whole new definition to "dog food." Yuck.

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irateyou 9

May I just take a moment and point out my appreciation of your correct placement of the period INSIDE the quotation marks? Well done.

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ClassyCommando 13

If you see someone put the period on the outside, don't immediately assume they're an idiot. In Britain it is actually correct to do so. Just a heads up.

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heartemopants 18

I predict therapy in your future.

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florido_fml 10

Not a bad idea, i like how she thinks

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buckdharma 37

A little '' Labradoodle'' on your '' Cup Of Noodles.''

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Druu 53

Try Ramen's new product: Cup Poodle!

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Lucia_Malpense 14

Wouldn't the ashes eventually leave your system though?

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Korosuhito 26

I think that's kind of beside the point...

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skyttlz 32

Yep after a few short days.

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outoftown 26

So sorry about the loss of your dog, OP. Ask your sister if she's like you to do the same with her cremains.

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kaliehuebner 2

did you explain to her the 'shitty' situation you guys would end up in?

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bleachfreeblonde 6

I can see it now: "This sauce is delicious, what's your secret?" "Oh you know, love. And just a tablespoon of ol' Rufus!" ;)

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