Animals: Today, my dog died. We planned to get her cremated and keep the...

By Anon. - 02/01/2013 21:53

Today, my dog died. We planned to get her cremated and keep the ashes. My sister put forward the idea of putting the ashes in our food so our dog can be "inside of us, always." She's completely serious. I'm scared to eat food from her now. FML

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By psd60 - 06/12/2012 07:18 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML

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Poor good boy

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 16:51 - United States

Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML

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Keep some things to yourself

By Anonymous - 01/05/2021 17:01

Today, a colleague was talking about how she'd made some tomato sauce from scratch for her dad, but then he died before she could give it to him. I said she should have put it in the casket with him so the cremation would've been a real barbeque. My filter is broken. FML

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He was a very good boy

By Anonymous - 24/02/2016 17:58 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my girlfriend made me a chocolate cake to try and cheer me after my dog died. My dog died because my dad fed him chocolate. FML

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By The Corner Of Death - 12/08/2013 08:17 - United States - Spring

Today, my dog died. In the same kitchen corner that two of my other dogs have died. I have a "Corner Of Death" in my kitchen. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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Is that really a silver lining?

By miss_peppermint - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, my dog of 10 years died suddenly. My husband’s response? “At least you don’t have to buy dog food anymore." FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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irateyou 9

Thursday 3 January 2013 8:07

Bury him. Bury him quickly.

cynicalhumanist 9

Thursday 3 January 2013 8:11

Ask her if she realy wants to shit her own dog out.

Comments

lizzacat 3

Friday 4 January 2013 1:25

Either your sister has read "Stranger in a Strange Land" or you should make sure she Never. Does.

becka311 6

Friday 4 January 2013 5:15

That is very creepy..

EsOSiQueEs 14

Friday 4 January 2013 5:17

Explain to her the process of poop. Not P.O.O.P, people order our patties poop, but, actual poop..

tigrouficele2012 44

Sunday 6 January 2013 7:45

My immature Spongebob-watching college self loves you for this reference.

cmac86 23

Friday 4 January 2013 8:06

I'm so sorry to hear about your dog and the trauma to boot.

Dreamkiller51 5

Friday 4 January 2013 9:25

I'm guessing your dog was a Bitch!

tj5810 21

Friday 4 January 2013 10:15

I have no witty reply but I just wanted to say sorry about your dog. I'm a huge animal lover and its heartbreaking when a pet dies. Sorry OP.

JustinLaughs 9

Friday 4 January 2013 13:32

That's a really creepy sister.

chrisp87 11

Friday 4 January 2013 15:03

That's horrible just bury the poor dog quick before your sister gets ahold of the dogs ashes. Who knows she might try to make chocolate milk out of the remains it's happened before and the outcome is never good.